Favorite toaster of the day
 

Friday January 18

Totenkopf




Wir empfehlen: Nur guten Freunden oder Bekannten diesen Toast zu servieren.

oh, which one?

she's having twins! It's just life, it's not gross...

... i don't really know them, so i'm just going to go with the dude in the back with the glasses.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that this would turn into a popularity contest.

but since it's too late to turn back, I vote for ?????? as my favorite.

That first one is more "Jolly Roger" than "Totenkopf."

I gave my dad a "Virgin Mary" toastmaker and some high-end bread at christmas. I liked having this year be about jokey gifts.

save that nazi geekery for yr aryan friends, Mengele.

most pointless toaster ever

Nazi nerd test!
You knew what I meant, Goebbels.

DJ Derek Motherfuckers.

ha excellen. could it be merzbow 30 years in the future.....

i have that toaster.

Sunday January 21

i never eat toast, and sliced bread rarely, and i think toasting bagels is unnatural, so i don't think about toasters unless i see a thread about them here. but if i have to go for one, paulybee's 19th-century artifact has to be the coolest of them.


steam-powered, or do you drop hot coals in it? in any case, cool as shit.

i am a huge fan of cinnamon swirl toast, available in your local supermarket
not the kind with raisins in it, just the normal kind. raisins are gross.

lies!