if this board was a sitcom...
 

first of all, i dont want to offend anyone, i thought this was a cool idea for a thread.

who would be who and who would play them?
i think hayden would be the bully, played by jandek, or judd nelson

that's
really all i can think of at the time. i'm sure you guys can help me out on this

Finding Nobody would be the nerd who came up with this terrible idea for a sitcom.

who would play me?

can i be played by jenna fischer? i love her.

or.. molly ringwald!

i'd be like your fun, weird black sheep cousin.

That nerd from Saved By The Bell.

i cant complain. this cat is maaad sexy

Who would play truncated?

*goes into coma*

Oh wait that's a soap opera...

haha...nice...

this is marley

Laf. Those are perfect. Velma would have to have a hare-lip to play truncy, though.

I'd be played by like Jamie Stewart and I would just smoke cigarettes and tell everyone how completely unintelligent they are.

Perfect choice.

shizo, you would be played by dakota fanning

lol...

...who/what would I be?

Glice would be played by Chuck Norris.

hmm. i'd have to think about it dude

damn right.

alex, youre played by jackie chan

I think Luke Wilson could play me. I look more like Owen (especially if I had a busted up nose), but I think Luke could nail my personality.

yeah, that brotha does indeed have a messed up nose