do the opposite of complain
 

my friends are throwing me a big going away party tonight!!!!

cool cool where r u going away to?

um.... opposite of complain... errrrrrrrrrrr it seems to be a lovely day outside i should probably go out and do something? yes...

leaving your festering shithole country and going back to my festering shithole country.

so it is something to complain about then

no not at all

america >>>>>>>> everywhere especially the uk

i would argue but i have nothing good to say about the uk anyways it does suck balls

I can't wait to hang out with my girl today.

Where in England did you live?

west end-ish...nowhere anymore sucka!

jesus i'm so excited to get OUT OUT OUT

Why?

because since ive been here it has been nothing but drama and depression and i just don't feel at home. i love to visit but i cannot live this way.

Stop complaining.:)

Kidding, I hope you find a place that you feel like calling home soon.

oh porky <3

i will be home tomorrow (nyc). i feel like a ball of electricity about to explode i'm so excited.

My Life Is Fucking Awesome And I Love Whiskey, Beer, Whiskey-beer, Fried Chicken, Fried Whiskey-beer And Saxophones! Ok?

do you tend to find that your friends celebrate your leaving with a party?

My friends (the ones in my head) always ask me to celebrate with a party. Even when I'm not going anywhere. Is there something wrong with me?

correct me if i'm wrong but isn't a party the traditional form of celebration?
it was supposed to be a surprise but i'm nosy as fuck

I finally (probably) going to see Inglourious Basterds today.

It depends how you look at it, I suppose. Weren't there parties in Iraq when Saddam Hussein was hung and celebrations in Oz when the witch was dead?

there are parties for all kinds of things. you should probably get out more.