Only post in this thread if you are fucking wasted, or so help me God
 

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Whatcha going to do to stop me?

Does it count if yr on drugs?

im a widdle drunk/high

i might be back in here a lil later once i get legit wasted

I'm really struggling with a kofte.

Really struggling.

Luckily, I'm also a touch-typer.

Nah man. I just gots me some tight kebabbies, knawarrimean?

Well, I am smoking resin and drinking wine and about to go drink hard liquor and watch strippers, including my wife. Is that close enough?

I've got my Minor Threat t-shirt on too.

All people name mackaye are the shit. It's in the bible.

O.k., after I bruise her ass, I'll post here. Seems like the only fair thing to do.

I definitely feel like a minor threat at the moment, and the double size bottle of red only cost $5 with the Safeway club card!

I'm going to have a glass of my birthday tawny porto. Maybe earn the right to post in this thread.

every time i go home to nyc, i drink baileys, kahlua and vodka. whats that called? anyway, i'm getting there! wooooo

oh haha, i wasn't paying attention! woops! what do you look like? we both only like really skinny/effeminate men.

it's working! im getting increasingly drunk!

sorry man, i like em more like this

i am not attracted to masculinity. it bores me. sorry dude!

haha, maybe try again in the morning.

i'm out of hurrrrrr!

ahhhh you caught me while im still on this crazy robot machine!

you look kinda spooky in that photo!

& you are right! not too masculine! congratulations! needless to say... i'm too drunk/exhausted to properly formulate a response right now. but yah, even though yr a handsome mate, the two of us still love dem really girly men. sorry!

the men i like are usually really feminine & feminist. totally into long & thought out discussions about consent.

sorry man!

Are you into me NYF. I'll post a pic.



As a raver.



Mom's b-day party.

yes, actually!

you are quite beautiful!

I'll be joining u guise in a few, I think.