You is? Cool!
*Melly makes shameless attempt to get onto gmku's guest list for the 2009 Oscars*
*fails*

How do you look in a formal? Dress, that is?

Top half is good, the legs are a nightmare, I tell ya. No matter how much I Immac, that damn hair just doesn't want to come off. Still, I could do a good impression of "Rachel", Lou Reed's man/woman "babysitter" from his mid-70's period.

That'll do. You're in.

Hooray! *books flight to LA*

george + john were not cunts!!!!!

and they made great records

i love them

but ringo and paul are douchebags.

is it just me or is paul really looking a lot like walt disney on the gatefold of sgt peppers?

For the record, I like the Old Paul Macca - the version now makes me want to start drinking cough medicine again.

To those Beatles-heads here - PM me if you want a, er, "sponsored" copy of the "Let It Be" film...

george is my favorite, although i don't like most of his solo stuff.

but '71 plastic ono band and live peace in toronto are near masterpieces.

still, they were all twats, at the very least.

i'd still let you spit on me, the belly button scorpion is also nice, not that clear in that pic, though.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

why would i spit on you?

71 Plastic Ono Band is a total masterpiece for me. Definitely one of the best albums of the 70s.

Side 2 of "Live Peace In Toronto" is ace. Clapton smacked off his tits (as was LennonO), plus Yoko's screaming is pure class.

There's a really good account of that in Clapton's new autobiography. Which is a surprisingly good read, I must say.

I mean I like John and all that, but to say he wasn't a cunt is, well, bizarre frankly.

you shouldn't speak ill of the dead.

oh, ok .. phew .. for a minute i thought you were being serious

I've never understood why people say this.

You not seen "Zombies Flesh Eaters"? You not respect the dead, and they'll come back and eat you up like a tasty hot dog!

i wasn't serious

do i have to put the :rolleyes: back in my signature?

Do I really need to see it? The title says it all.


They won't. Never in the history of humanity has this happened. I think I'm as snug and safe as the 'dog' in that bun.After all, I am a weiner.