i know, how they're all warm and shakey

i could pretty much kill someone with my bear/bare hands.

i have big feet too

and a really big head (most hats don't fit me)
i measured the circumference of it once and i think it was 23" or somehting freakishly large like that

now i'm waiting for someone to make a cock joke out of that

mine is cuter than ALL of them. uh... right now she's chewing on the crotch of one of my sister's underwear. she just jumps up and steals everything and anything she can.

i don't have any cats, my one of my sister is 'allergic'. :(:(

fuck people with cat allergies
i was gonna buy my niece a kitten but her mum is "allergic to cats" and wouldn't let me :mad:

I generally consider drooling over girls online to be a bit petty and obnoxious, but unzipped jeans? That's just a little unfair, now.

shiiit, that sounds like an amazing dog.

my sister (the one who begged my parents) for the dog loves boxers.

i'd like an irish wolf hound...




:eek:

but a chihuahua is all we can fit in our house.

since when do i ever play fair?

the only hat that's ever fit me is my shark hat- it's like a shark's head coming out of mine when i have it on. i don't wear it in public.

vegans4veal- he is amazing! and from now on, i'm just calling you vegan. nice to meet you!

catanky- i do wish i photographed like you. most of the time i look like a goofball in my pictures.

Haha. Though, if you actually did wear it in public it might be awesome.

It might also be crazy. It all depends.

i have to buy sweater-knitted hats because they stretch

also because who the fuck would wear a hat in the summer?


making people think you're loony in public is so much fun

like once i just ran down the street with my hand in the shape of a gun like when you're a little kid
and yelled BAM BAM BAM like bam bam from the flinstones

i wish i knew where it was now. i'd look smashing out here in vanilla utah with jaws popping out of my skull.

catanky- sometimes i wear a hat if i get cold enough. except for this summer because it's never been below 103 the past two months, i'm usually cold all the time.

in video stores is where i pretend to be flat out nuts. my stepsister and i went to hollywood video at five am and went around hollering about "space jam" in dutch accents. fun times.

hahaha
pretending to be crazy in the grocery store or wal-mart or somewhere is pretty fun

God how I wish I was Paris Hilton's Chihuahua!

i wouldn't want to be any of that bitch's 100000 pets

animal neglect.

she makes me physically ill.

It could very easily end up seeming cuntish, though.

Fun: Lying down in the middle of a public area.

Stupid: Getting a bunch of guys together and running loudly across campus in speedos calling yourself the "swim club". Every night. At 1.

the grocery store right next to hollywood is a 24 hour store- right around 4 they start cleaning up and stuff to prepare for the day, so a few weeks ago i went again with my stepsister. i wore shiny leggings i bought and slid around on the floor singing abba songs. skinned my ankle.

yeah, that's stupid. i try to be loony when the area is lowly populated or else i feel like a terrible person.

owwwwwww

speaking of hurting yourself, and this was just yesterday:

- tripped and fell down in the airport
- tripped up some stairs and hurt my knee with a drink in my hand which went flying and spilt all over the wall, proceeded to lay in a heap on the floor laughing hysterically
- hit my elbow on a chair as i was walking by
- hit my hipbone on the corner of a table

holy ouch. the sheer number of bruises i have is getting so crazy. my peripheral vision is terrible. i walk into everything. my hipbone's bruised from ramming into the bathroom counter.

thank god i'm not the only one who rams my hipbone into the corner of things. doorknobs too, the bastards.