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FECAL-TRANSPLANTS

they take somebody else's poo and squirt it up yr ass. the normal flora kills c. difficile.

true story.

I'd do this, but I'm a vegetarian.

I'm not sure, but I think you can. the only caveat is a healthy turd.

that said, I'm sure that you could insist that it came from a bean-eating hippie like Satan, if that's yr bag.


SEE ALSO: POO

I was just assaulted by a woodland creature. it may have been a bird, or it may have been a squirrel; whatever it was, it landed something on my head that bounced off and left a wet spot. there was no goo, so I'm hoping for squirrel cheek-droppings.

ps: yes, I am post-shower. what do you take me for? european?

Bag? MOAR LIKE COLOSTOMY BAG LOLOLOL

caveat is such a great word isn't it?

i think my body would reject a vegetarian's stool out of hand. which does sort of eliminate most of the potential candidates i had in mind.

eliminate, indeed.

eliminate is good. caveate is in a different league altogether though. an outstanding word.

I feel gassy

Fuck radio in the middle of nowhere....I was forced to listened to shitty post bop jazz and classical

Hey, a little NPR while speeding on the highway is a great thing.

will do. i didn't make it though, my mommy made it and brought it over

i'm about to eat like my 5th bowl of it today

actually my favorite part was finding a radio station that was completely silent and turning it up over the suonds outside the vehicle and drowned out the noise with silence if that makes sense? It was pretty cool.

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Is there seriously absolutely no scotch tape in the entire house? Fuck

Who is gonna get drunk tonight?

$663?!??!

fuuuuck that's awesome though

Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.