Mine involved being drunk (shocker), the cast of John Dies at the End, being harassed by a demon, having magical powers, and dying a lot.

The weirdest part was that the girl and I were apparently almost dating, she was the current owner of my grandfather's truck (which I haven't seen in about 5 or 6 years) and it took place in the present. Also, I kept losing the $1.50 in change.

wat.

i just broke my fucking toe

you live life to the fullest satanas

i do my best

Holy fuck. This is INTENSE.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM

ha. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really?

mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh.

its all in the strategic use of italics

ohhh. figures that you would know. sexxee.

it's like phone sex, but less vocal

I want a tiddy bear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUBFkVrk9s

not bad. i'm slightly aroused already, and i'm sure you could try harder

ha. again. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really?
mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh!
(the last 3 ah's are me bouncing up and down on my keyboard with excitement)



seriously tho, is the point of cybersex to get off? speaking as a girl that was once human, i must say that it would be quite difficult to execute this one handed. i mean diggin' it out, while typing? that takes mad skills.

or voice recognition software a la Flotz!

my dream was so fucking boring. shopping with my consumer whore friend. it was so dull and realistic that i thought i was awake, so i slept until like quarter to three.

SAYS YOU, TINY ENGLISH MAN.

I CYBER IN BOLDED CAPS.

NOW, SHOW US YR TITS.

half-mast

YOU CLOSE YR EYES AS I LICK YR TITS WITH A SOFT BUT VIGOROUS FLICKING OF MY TONGUE.

MY MANHOOD ENGORGES, PRESSING AGAINST YR QUIVERING BELLY.

IN ECSTASY, YR EYELIDS FLUTTER HALFWAY OPEN...ENOUGH TO SEE THAT I HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY A LARGE GERMAN SHEPPARD.

YOU MOAN AND CONTINUE TO GRIND.

^ Woof Woof. Is It Hot In Here? Or Is It Just Me?

The All Caps Thing I Can Get Into, Italics Are For Pussies.


EDIT: WTF? Why did it lowercase all my uppercase?