I'm going to be a student forever ;)

DON'T rush, because if you do, you probably won't have enjoyed your life if you happen to die tomorrow.
or go ahead and rush and stress yourself out like an fool if you want to, i'll still be taking everything at a leisurely pace.

i am so fucking excited.

Why?

fuck off, cleanshirt!!!

(kidding)

i'm not going to be a student forever.
just 3 more years

Red Seedless Grapes are fucking good.

YES, my favorite missionary from the lds church came by tonight!

i have a huge crush on this mormon missionary that comes by often.

Cool, I can't wait to go clubbing tonight. Ah, the cute boys.

i wanted to go out tonight, but i have to babysit my brother AND i have to be up early.

Would it be weird if I walked the dog for a third time today?

It would be her fifth walk haha.

I have internet again after almost a week without it. Relocated to a new neighborhood 2 states away and the cable/phone companies won't run cable/highspeed lines until 10 houses in the neighborhood have sold, 9 have sold so far. So, I had to get a Verizon broadband usb card to use the internet. 5 GB a month limit, no downloading for me :(

Today I'm dealing with a spouse's ire. She believes I don't work as hard as she does because I work at home. She doesn't believe I put in better than 40 hours like she does. She's no doubt absolutely right. I've heard this is a cause of friction in marriages where one partner is a freelancer, but it's the first time I've experienced it in our house. She was invited to our friends' place for an afternoon around the pool, and she commanded me to stay home and work. So here I am. How pathetic am I. All work and no play shall gmku make quite dull. Or duller than I already am. I'm living the dream.
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my parents are mormon.

weird.

oh I fell down some stairs last night

fucked my world up a bit

On a brighter note, I picked up some nice clothes in Charleston yesterday at the outlet mall. Some Banana Republic chinos, linen shirts, linen shorts, and a classic polo--all very age-appropriate, though nicely slim, I might add--and at the Levis store, a pair of Levis 501s in raw denim, shrink to fit. Gonna do the soak-while-wearing-the-jeans thing in the bath tub tomorrow (when I'm supposed to be working).

oscars not sure

i fell down the stairs at j's mother's house, split my lip open, and woke everyone up.
multitasking ftw.

quien es J?

j mascis duh
no,
el es mi amante
julian the sexy bitch

hot

^fo sho.

irrelevant: i need to cut my bangs, they're halfway down my nose. i can't see and i look like a sheepdog.


i miss my cats rubbing on my face and sitting in my lap and whatnot

Cats, eh?:

I just needed to quote this. This is funny.


the only thing that scares me about having a black president is how all the white people are going to try and be hip...like Barack, or Michelle or any other black person in the country is going to look at them and think, "yea...you got it going on!"

ahhh, tell her that's what she gets wfor the Women's Liberation movement.
YOU WANT EQUALITY? YOU GOT EQUALITY!!!!

tell her this is the same shit husbands used to lay on their wives, that they worked 50 hour weeks while the wife sat at home "doing nothing" all day.

something irrelevant :

Ha, that actually looks like that guy.

I know aha

My lips are very chapped and my chapstick is 200 miles away and I have no cash to buy chapstick with.

Do you have Vaseline? Or petroleum jelly if you prefer to call it that...

Nope. I've literally got nothing.

i should be a little bit happier than everyone else