What does he need that for?

My dog is dreaming, I wonder what about?

you wont like it, neither do i but hunting and killing rats (he has them in the backyard) and instead of getting some target pellet gun my uncle got him the real deal. its another reason i dont really like him.

I shouldn't have asked.

Poor ratties and whatever other animals he's hunting :(

A gun probably wont fix the rat problem either.

i know and i tried to explain that but like most things he doesnt listen until its too late.

i don't like being told i look "lovely, dear" when i look like i've been thrown down a flight of stairs, starved for weeks and allowed no sleep or shower

false sincerity is for assholes

well post a quick pic of yrself then, and i'll tell you you look like shit

I got a company car for personal use. Hoo-ray! On Saturday I went out to countryside to see this castle:



Beautiful!

maybe they are just trying to make you feel good cuz you look so broke-down?

it could fix that pesky innocent neighbor problem though.

company car? wow! I think at my next evaluation I will demand a company parking space!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THh1pPWEoWs


Probably dreaming of being able to talk to us humans.....

well i appreciate their intentions but i dislike their insincerity much more. i would rather people not comment on my appearance at all unless they say "i like your shoes" or something like that.

The forest at the top of the mountain behind my house. The path is really that green.

looks beautiful.
what's that path made of?

It's very thick moss. It's quite comfortable to lie down on.

My rats say hellooooo.

Also, I had to say goodbye to this face today






I loved her, she was so little.

unfortunately, the rats wouldn't be welcome here. we've got five cats inside and one hell of a mouser outside.

EEP!!

Go with 100%

I have Corona as my ringtone.:o

I have a very cheesy rendition of the main theme to "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly".

Question: I need to buy a present for my mate's 40th birthday. Should I go for single malt whiskey or absinthe?

Single malt with no question. Glenlivet or Laphroig, preferably.

Dekuji, _slavo_!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My tattoo is sooooooooo itchy!!

I wish I'd never had a tattoo. They're so common now, I think people without them look much cooler.

i like them, but they itch like crazy.

sorry.

MAD repped!

hahahaha

ha ha ha, thats so awesome!!! :p

I have a cat.

Just keep the door to whatever room the rats are in closed.

easy enough, come on over!

I'm not going anywhere.

i need some sleep.