We should have a sonic youth cock fight where we tape on razorblades and slap them together until one falls off.

Mine is like a tree-trunk. You better bring a chainsaw.


See? I can make things so much worse than you imagined. So much worse for your cock.

Your tone-lowering abilities appear to know no bounds. TEACH ME GREAT ONE.

He has a lot to say(about his penis).

My penis is spoken of in hushed tones, under the snow-laden roof of the great long-house of King Hrothgar, as the legend-born spear Hrõpigaizaz, slayer of both fiend and fair maiden alike.

Across the Rainbow Bridge, in Trøllheim, the Frost Giants melt from its radiant heat.

Bask in my scintillating glow, little men.

the ship's blacksmith on whaling vessels would skin the penis shaft of the whales they caught, cure the skin, and use it to make fireproof aprons for their smithy-work.

whale cock has 2 inch thick cock skin.

Melville rules all BTW

I'm sorry, but new people need this information and it is simply too pressing for the previous page; as in, I am pressing my penis against you, and gyrating in a loving manner

Winter is cumming.

me by default. also, **2013

I work SO VERY HARD to scare away new people, and look what you've gone and done.

SHAME.

Gimme 20 euros and I'll vomit on cam for you

Tell us about the farting. Does nici fart a lot whilst passed the fuck out?

Rate these farts from 1 - 11 (considering frequency, tone, and smell).

hi my name is karen i am 21 and from leeds i really like scabic yewth.

i'm going to my dads funeral in 2 hours

this ones for him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ghxvFiG2g
also, seeing him on his death bed
i swear, this is what he looked like
he never had hair like that before
it freaks me out, because this is all i can think of
that and me and my dad listening to this album when i was 6 or 7

Take care Dr Choco.

Hey I joined like a month ago. I've looked at this forum when I was younger but never joined in. But I want to-well I'm here now. I got my first job in an office so- I've almost run out of things to do on the internet.

My name is Tyler.
I'm 22.
I'm from Valdosta Georgia. It's a series of fast food chains, parking lots, a college, and an amusement park that someone built on a swamp. It's exactly as great and bad as that all sounds.
John Waters is my favorite director. (followed by Cronenberg, Solondz, Lynch, Jack Hill, Jacques Tourneur, Aldrich, Joseph H Lewis, Fassbinder, Araki, Sirk, 70s De Palma, Shohei Imamura, Kaneto Shindo....Etc)
Sonic Youth is duh my favorite band. (followed by: The Cure, Roy Orbison, The Cramps, Dinosaur JR, The Breeders, Husker Du, The Beach Boys, Bikini Kill, Free Kitten, Huggy Bear, My Bloody Valentine, Crass, X, Hole, Sleater-Kinney, Patti Smith, Alice Cooper, Superchunk, Beat Happening, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Ramones, Del Shannon, Rudimentary Peni, Circle Jerks, Christian Death, Die Kreuzen, MDC, Sleep, Bathory, The Dictators, PJ Harvey, Ricky Nelson, Peter and Gordon, The Monkees, Ministry, Psychic TV, Throbbing Gristle, Coil, Aaliyah, Clock DVA, The Chameleons, Electralane, The Microphones, The United States of America, Sparks, White Noise, Mystic Tide, Flipper, Brainbombs, Killing Joke, The Gun Club, the Melvins, Sebadoh, Orange Juice, Haus Arafna, The Shangri Las, The Electric Prunes....etc etc)
current music I like: Nu Sensae, Merchandise, Grass Widow, Broken Water, Milk Music, Crazy Spirit, Hank Wood and The Hammerheads, White Lung, Iceage, Francis harold and the Holograms(RIP), Blast and the Detergents, Shoppers, Witch, Lotus Fucker, Pottymouth, Neon Blud, Nasa Space Universe there's alot more. I didn't even mean to put that many as i did in this whole thing.
Point is.
I like loud music. lurid movies. people who have extreme personalities. Who talk alot and are loud. and dress like they're cheap. and act like they're cheap. and aren't too cool. I think being too cool is like an epidemic or something. like- why don't people dance at punk shows any more? it sucks. and is very boring.
So hello I'm tyler.

awesome, so glad they were on yr list and the beatles were not. unfortunately this place is not as lively as it once was, but the activity level does rise occasionally. i mostly lurk, as i do in real life...however i suppose someone has to welcome you. so, greetings dellow felegate!

welcome. Hope you do not get disillusioned!

I'll try. After looking at this thread actually you get a good idea who people are. So i kindof have a better idea who just kinda says shit to get a rise out of people. Not much usually breaks my sincerity. I think that's kind of food for trolls but I don't really care. This is by far the only message board I've really enjoyed. movie forums totally blow.