Get strep throat in your cock and I'll dub you King of All the Known World.

Dave, you'd be my hero if you caught anything from her, STDs included.

ok. i'll do my best.

also hope Melissa is on set tomorrow.

model

You're probably going to have to duct tape your junk to your inner thigh.

^ ow.

Like Robert Plant?

i think so.

my boner might get my scene cut out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu-llmtHCDo

Robert basically had to be sewn into his jeans.

miley posts here and you just ruined yr chances tomorrow.

tough luck, kid.

no :(

yes.

she sent me a pm. I can't tell you who it is, but she said to tell you "yr fucked".

I'm so sorry. don't hate me. I'm only miley's mouthpiece.

^along with other unmentionables

fine. i'll go after melissa :mad:

she talks to miley on the phone.

basically, they are both talking about you right now.

all hope isn't lost yet. I linked her to yr squatting picture and I think she can get you a job in a toilet-paper commercial. that's good. right?

Floslo=Mileytron, Mouth of Sauron

This lesbian chick won't stop hitting on me.

my squatting picture?

have i forgotten something?

until miley tweets it, i'm not believing you... [unless miley=swa(y). that's the only possible match i can think of]

disney4lyfe.

oh yes.

i could sell charmin to a quadriplegic with in a hospital bed