ha!
in fact i think
Rocco would actually do you
:eek:

by the way here is another twat
remember Prodigy?
they're twats

you said "gross"-- your words not mine

nothing gross about a woman's parts unless there are a) warts, b) fishy smell, c) white discharge, d) other health problems i don't care to describe

No WAY is Russell Brand a twat. I'm sorry. I just won't have that. It undermines the whole concept of twatishness.

Just to remind you all. This, is a twat:

no. vaginas are gross. sorry.

^^^ What, even yours?!?!

One day I'm going to knive Eamon Holmes as he comes out of his house:

i try to keep it as not-gross as possible but i think they're all gross. they just are.

wash more often

every day isn't often enough?

also why the fuck has it taken 17 pages for someone to mention this awful cunt?

Poor bastard.

"people say i only rap about myself, but that's not true; i haven't figured what rhymes with 'twat' yet"



"everybody say 'kanye twat'---"



"twat means not knowing what's acting but getting parts in any movie i want, or telling actors to be boring dumb fucks in the movies i direct; thanks daddy!"



"i'm so happy to see that there's people who pay to see an army of smiling twats"

i don't know

try cotton underwear then

synthetic causes troubles

i do wear cotton underwear. i'm just not a fan of vaginas.

OR twats:

Excuse me, sorry to bother you all, but would anyone object if I happened to piss all over the members of Vampire Weekend? Their abject twatishness has a similar effect on me to the sound of running water.

well you're the one who brought vaginas into the discussion

im just trying to make you suffer for that mistake

ha ha ha ha

ok, back to the twats-twats--

i don't give a shit.

carry on.

we all thought that twat was dead.

"making country safe for twats, like myself"



"my twatness is infinite"



"my twatness fills central park by the millions"

If you don't mind, I'm eating a prawn sandwich right now, and this ongoing discussion of vaginal hygiene is rather tainting my enjoyment of it.:(

Weird, I always thought you liked Eric Clapton.

"my name is twwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat... kid twat!"

"i scare parents and religious people because i'm a twat".



twats with botox.

I'd hate to put him in here since I love his music, but his twatty personality is a totally different story.

Oh, shit. When they said skinny ties were the in thing, I thought they meant skinny Thais. What a twat I am!!"

living la vida concha.



"la smugness mia doesn't know limites!!! soy un twat!"

Shut up about fuckin cheese you twat:

"Hello there, my name is Dave Grohl and I'm quite possibly the most boring man in the history of Rock music. You'll know my excruciatingly dull band The Foo fighters though, because MTV plays it at least every fifteen minutes." Twat!

Ponce!

"i'm such a bad boy! i can't stop talking about how much of an irish twat i am"



"on my way to receive the 'best twat' award"



"if sappy drama movies were twat-meassuring units, you'd be looking at the biggest"

Idiot rich twat:

And this one wants stabbing too.

"being an unfunny twat is serious business"



"being an unfunny twat is serious business (and yes, we multiply)"

Too fuckin' right. The bastards called Bear, for fuck sake. Why couldn't he have just been called Darren like any normal person. I know what I'd be doing with that shovel if I had it, that's for fuckin' sure. What a ball bag.

Well in that case I'm going to stab his brother:

"the real magic is that there's people who actually think i'm not a big twat".

Marry me cantankerous!