I'm not sure I could eat raw tofu?

It's always been something that I cook.

i just always take a little bit... and pretend it's mozzarella.

not only did i meet & converse w allison woolfe (from bratmobile) today, I FUCKING GAVE HER A COPY OF MY ZINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am no longer marinating in my own grease and filth

huh, life

I met a lovely girl from Slovakia today. She works in the pub I had a drink in. Makes a change from the buxom, portly wenches that normally serve you in English pubs.

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for a split second there i read that like she kept the money stuffed in her bra

i'm chuckling because my friend and i were discussing how when we were kids we both got the lesbian spice girl barbie doll for christmas because they didn't have the ones we wanted at the store.

lesbian spice barbie??
why do i keep imagining her like this:



you fiends were lucky-- LUCKY I SAY!

this one, the chav/lez

wow you lost me there, with your british pop culture references

1) british
2) pop culture

i live in a french cavern that was sealed in the XIX century

brillat-savarin is my prophet

I'm fairly certain that I just killed the tiny ass mosquito that has been living in my apartment and feasting on my blood for days.

what ive eaten in the last 24 hrs

like 12 cups of coffee
two pieces of cake
some chips
a cereal bowl of tater tots



hell yeah.

that's the spirit. there are nothing but lovely girls in my land.
Ask her which town she comes from and tell her a fellow Slovakian says hi.

2 eggs
1 piece of bacon
1 cup of baked cheetos
4 beers
a coke zero

I'M STARVING

It is nearly bedtime. Tomorrow will be fun. I *will* get that job. My first paycheque will buy something completely unnecessary. Today my outfit was ace. I ran around in flower beds. Had ice cream. Had banana pecan pancakes with hazlenut butter and maple syrup for breakfast. Problem solved!(re-stated that the girl on the other end of the emails informing me about graphics/IT requirements is a complete numpty, problems are not at our end, and therefore as far as I am concerned solved.)

hmmm

i'm about to mail my zine off to infoshops across the country!!!

miss phoenix, you will get the job, don't worry.
i'll send some positive vibes to Australia tomorrow.

Go get em Phoenix!

last 24 hrs (afternoon to afternoon):
supper: chicken wing with rice and vegetable salad (homemade by my gf)
1 beer afterwards
today morning: no breakfast, only 2 glasses of water, as i always do
lunch: vegetable soup, szegedin goulash (my favourite meal actually)
some cookies inbetween to reduce work stress.
no coffee