If you live in Hawaii, you should just check in someone's backyard...

oh i do wish i lived in hawaii. i only have pineapple chunks. ideas?

Chunks blow. Get slices...

oh i will. i wonder how many slices i can put on my tongue?

Depends, of course, on the length of your tongue...

meow! and it's supah long!

Rowwrrr....

I sent you a DVD???

I think you might have me confused with someone else in yr Oprah Book of the Month Club.

anybody who really knows me knows that I'm TERRIBLE at mailing out discs. :(

now, please, put yr man-parts back in yr pants. yr fogging up my monitor.

You can spread them all over in a bath tub, and lay in it.

so. slow.

Is that how you are going to go in? Slow...ly...?

into the bathtub?!

May...be...

i think i need to take a pineapple bath RIGHT NOW!

...No...that was gas that stimulated my senses nevermind.

haha. ahhhh. you're cute.

Of course I am cute, narcississtic as well.

god knows i like the narcissists. sigh.

This place (non-sonics) isn't just slow, but quite a bit boring too.

slow, boring? i like...