hair you are bothering me. I straighten you and put wax in you but you refuse to stay flat. please stop curling. thank you.

i so heart the suicide girls.

i love NIRDONNA to

lifted or the story is in the soil keep your ear to the ground

repeat

Seven quid for a packet of cigs at XXL? Jesus!

snap

And now to watch the exciting second part (the conclusion?).

Edit: that was totally worth it.

Jet is more bearable than Three blah blah ablh. I seen 'em once with the Vines....

What it do?

the scroll wheel on my mouse just broke mother FUCK

i ran seven miles and wanted to do more but the gnats were gnawing on me. and seven is my lucky number.

oh... my gawd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sd-j0rKeKw

alpha chi hates me oooooooo

I JUST WANTED IT TO SNOW

lol

maybe I'll just sweep. I'LL SWEEP THE FLOOR.

i have mr jones by counting crows stuck in my head

mr jones and meeee

I hate this altitude. There was a huge bubble right in the middle of my funfetti cake. anyone want a slice?

Making a mixtape, aren't I?

Apeman - The Kinks
Baby Driver - Simon & Garfunkel
Oxford Comma - Vampire Weekend
Top of the Pops - The Kinks
Play With Fire - Rolling Stones
There She Goes Again - Velvet Underground
Me and Julio - Paul Simon
Tired Of Waiting For You - The Kinks
Rue St. Vincent - Yves Montand
Gut Feeling - Devo
Making Time - Creation

I give a fuck about an oxford comma.