Entirely true.

:-) Sorry darling momma has first dibs on gabe

There's nothing cooler than posing in webcam.

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oh noes, now you guys have a proof that i'm jewish.

Before the bitches wake up and chime in, you are a nice looking dude. How does one look ''Jewish''? Confused.

said that cuz i thought the guy who was wearing a kippah (in the background) exposed me.

I must be too used to a social mix of looks but I don't pay attention much to things like that.

Your own....personal....YHWH.

Uh?

YAHWEH??

i get it. amusing.

hahaha he is almost as fine as you honey:-)

it really wasn't worth explaining, I'm afraid.

...I'm still not sure I have.

get it now? GET IT??!

ba-dum-tss.

Lol nin'

fuck trent reznor.

i don't have a camera :(

me in 2010 looking very heroin doing very heroin things at a christian music festival

Do you mean that's the Sunday church sale of stolen goods by the local smackheads? Looking good honey. And is that toilet paper next to the pc monitor?

Do those girls look like that because they're christians, or did they feel compelled to become christians because they look like that?

The blonde girl's expression indicates that she's found God on Hayden's face. A facial expression like that is only followed by bliss, hysterical laughter and running through fields in the nude.

there's a christian music festival hear annually and my family serves sandwiches there usually as part of an effort to exploit the out of town churchies for every penny they have.

it's receipt paper but it's a similar concept. one is made for wiping your ass the other for smearing reminders of what you wasted your precious money on

the festival is next week and i want to leave town oh so badly

Looking very heroin, friends.

Streetwalkin'cakes so dark....and black.

hahaha i love it!!!!

dont worry i get the same response to my work attire

Haircut part deux

your hair looks so luxurious. do you use conditioner?

You kinda look like Merzbow gast!

i start to look like the next batman incorperated
still have some work to get there


(^ does this make sense, what make sense is that i'm soo lazy that i don't see me get there )

i use a hairwash product
not like those residue's the homeless get from cruiseships
wash my hair twice month

:(.

AMURRIKUH

^^ I'd poop in it

I can't even see yr mouth, lady. I'm a dedicated toilet-pooper.

Toilets n windshields for me

Recently I've taken to poopin out of my friends' windows... They eat that shit up. ;)

Ain't nuthin weird about thinking poop is funny. I also think that George Carlin and Absurdism is funny, but when somebody posts a toilet pic then the time has come for a good hearty poop joke.

Look! I'm wearing my shirt over my head! Wacky!

can any of you mail me heroin

You certainly had us talking... Yr whole neighbourhood thinks yr RAYSIST!!