that is just begging for photoshop.

thats what your mum says.

that's funny cake

mum is not the best example to look up to

xo jonboy

i will fuck u jonboy

it's made WITH DIAMONDS.

That's obviously not you.

I bought myself one of those crystal head bottle-and-glasses sets as a housewarming present. Nice choice!

Crazy that Crystal Head is a Dan Akyroyd thing. Really good vodka though, totally worth the cost.

Looks like a typical "somebody's first bong from the mid to late 1990s"


Not coincidently, my first bong was a skull ;)

this charming man

in my country if you want to drink from a skull you go out and get yrs instead of making toys yo

I wish I could say they were mine.

I count myself lucky to have first tasted it in the skull glass though.

Fucking.diamonds.

ewww vo(mit)dka

You've never had this vodka.

I did not drink for over twenty years (tried it a few times as a late teenager and wasn't into it - I considered it a "low" conscious-alterer and I think I needed to get old enough to appreciate the functional buzz, which is more fun with alcohol than total obliteration), and only recently began drinking alcohol a little less than two years ago. I will never be a beer person, but I do love good vodka and recently good whisky. Reyka is good as a mixer, but that Crystal Head stuff is the best straight vodka I have ever tasted. Really enjoyable on its own.

EVOLOLghoaste drinks Mad Doog 20/20.

I'm good with me whiskey n tequila añejo.

I've enjoyed two vodkas. Root beer vodka n cucumber vodka. So...yeh..

don't even ask how

Wrong thread, I don't feel like linking it, but this is supposed to go in the syg butts thread.

money and privilege.

Meh...I guess.

Sorry, I am currently drained from no sleep and the inability to sleep.


Let me try this again.


Ahem....




Of course I wanna be yer friend cakes. You da über cool.

And only if you braid my hair and make me look pretty.

Thanks, friend.

you robot bassTURD, i should tear yr face off.

Go to bed ya hippie.

kisses darling

If that were really your dog, I'd be jealous.

I hate people. I love dogs. Truly.

My dogs, sort of - the two golden retrievers are my parents', and I grew up with them. The two black labs are mine.

Jesse:



Merle, who was put to sleep last November:

Maggie, who is an odd genetic mix I suspect:



Ryleigh, who is a rescue dog; I got her about a year ago, and she was already 8 years old. She is the sweetest dog I've ever met:



I know, I'm like a mom who gets all gooey over her kids and shows you photos you don't give a shit about, but DOGS ARE CUTE. KIDS ARE UGLY.

Me n my ai aso LP.

While she's braiding your hair, do my laundry.

Of course. You're going to make me look pretty!