Uh, no. No, I don't. I have a rather boyish/manly chest. No tits. I assure you.

So, help with a shaving question. Is this the right amout of shaving cream? Too much? Not enough?

Is there a preferred brand among most men?

And should I apply some to the chest hairs?

you really must do something about those bags under the eyes dear.

thats too much. i use edge, because it was 1.39 at target one day some years ago... the last time i bought shaving cream

Eyeliner! Won't get rid of the bags but will draw attention away.

ew, men who shaved their chest are gross.

Are you saying one can lasts your that long through everyday shavning? Or don't you shave?

My Barbisol is around 99 cents.

How would you know that.

rub/tap your adrenals to get rid of the bags... above your tits, right under the clavicle.

by the same token that hairy guys are gross.

i go through periods... and i guess i used to not use enough... i've since found the perfect amount to use though...

Yeah, right.

Okay, how many men use "products" for cleaning and moisturizing their face? I just started using a mildly abrading face cleanser and a facial cream with SPF. The cream supposedly "stops lines." Yeah, right.

you seem to be suffering from something gmku, are you?

I used to shave my chest peach fuzz and leg hair in junior high because I was on the swim team. I thought it made me swim faster.

that's what the tell themselves to feel macho, when in fact...

If you bring up the tired old middle-aged crisis line again, I'll cut your heart out with my Gillette ExcelSensor Mach3 disposable blade.

my minions will devour you.

Well, you know, you are around all those boys in tight speedos...

Speaking of soap and stuff... Seventh Generation Dishwasher Soap. Only 2 cents more per ounce than Cascade at the commmisary, and contains no phosphates, chlorines, etc. Made the switch Saturday.

Think Green, people.

i in fact was from ages 12 to 15. i hated it deeply. though i had a crush on a few of the girls. eventually i took refuge in another sport, but fuck, the smell of chlorine makes me sick to this day