every girl does. well there is the .001 percent who want woody allen.

i'm not a girl i'm a freak.

Ben Chasney hugged me.

yeah, he really is.

I just chatted a bit with him after his show on Sunday. He told me that he was kind of nervous before the show because the venue was big and there were just about 20 people inside. He seemed to be really happy that at least some people showed up, said "Thanks for comming", smiled and hugged me.

He's such a teddybear.


funny dude

so i was trolling kittyradio and i stumbled upon these terrible scene girls
and i went to the girls myspace or something
and this girl, the most vile creature on the planet fucking has the same jeremy scott sweater i have. the black & yellow striped one with the eyes.

there is no god.

sam neal is filming in the park next door.

I'm going to go make eggs, because they're tasty.
Sliced tomato with my eggs, oh baby.

I use commas too much, see.
At one point in time I learned where to use these ; but I have forgotten, slightly...

I think you use semicolons(;) when its the same sentence but the topic changes or something? someone should confirm that, i just graduated high school and i aint even sure.

use a semi-colon when you have an independent clause followed by a dependent clause, but no period.

example: Josh went to the store to buy some chicken feet ; but forgot where he was going.

it works because "but forgot where he was going" cannot stand alone as a sentence.

Ben Chasney's grandma was a Slovakian ... huh, beat me to it! :D

I think that's a situation for a comma. Semi-colons should be used to separate two independent clauses that have similar subjects. Example: I'm going to the grocery store soon; however, I will be back soon. They could be separated into two complete sentences, but it sometimes helps to give clarity to a sentence.

The extreme digi-pak-ness of the There Will Be Blood DVD makes me sad.

Let me reinstate this image again.

I don't know what to believe and I'm too lazy to look it up. I guess I'll continue using commas all the time.

Anyways, I'm so hungry right now it took me like five minutes to write the top two sentences. I'm am going to go raid the kitchen :)

i'm fucking hungry too
i want to go to grays papaya

but ima go make a girlled ham and cheese sandwich.

you may be right steve... im too lazy to look it up so...

i never made that sandwich but i might now
i just threw up!

thanks for the info!
I just picked my asshole! ha!

Should I go and see "21" tonight? Is it worth?

what is "21?"

yeah, I'll give it a try, just because of spacey.

see y'all. Have a nice weekend.

Fuck I want grilled cheese now, minus the ham of course. No piggies for me.
Why did you throw up? I can't eat right after I chuff haha.

I'm dying my hair at the moment and eating unsalted sunflower seeds (I need to eat less salt)

I want to build a silent pc.

I need a smoke

cause i was at the onset of a bad hangover which somehow i managed to sleep off


irrelevant: my mammaries are swollen and painful. because y'all needed to know.

"21" was pure donkey shite. Avoid it at all costs.
Even Spacey sucked in it.

Well, that's good news and bad news. Swollen painful mammaries :(

for real. i'm not into it.

was someone/thing biting them?

no, when you're a cranky PMSing bitch your boobs swell up and feel really heavy and get really sore. lots of other fun stuff happens too. back pain, fatigue...the list goes on and on.

Being a woman is a real pain in the tit sometimes

I want to watch Hudson Hawk. Again.

i dont feel good
my nose/eye sockets/forehead feels weird

My wife is going through the same thing at the moment. Good thing we have some extra strength midol on hand.

i don't bother with that stuff. i just make sure no one touches me. anywhere in any way. because if they do, i will slap them.

irrelevant: i pulled a muscle in my crotch yesterday and it hurts. really. bad.

I want to make a stoner sock monkey.

yeah! do it.

I'm going too :)
I'll probably start it sometime this week.