It's not just words he's dreaming of, kind god. I think Dave wants a good round of applause happening between those butt-cheeks.

you said butt cheeks. i'm telling.

Dave likes to give them that name when he wisphers his secret dreams inside their dark cavity.

searching the internet for paintings by Fritz aigner.
I think he's my favourite painter

Been watching The Office whole day.

Oh yeah, I remember you saying that. I think that's cool. and very funny!

preparing myself to watch seven samurai for the first time

haha. so 'applause' is what they're calling it these days... i like it. the phrase, not the act.

good catch, i was far too gone to figure that out last night. and i read yr post like 4 times

Who the fuck prepares themselves before watching a movie for the first time?

And what's involved? Meditation on top of a mountain, or something just as batshit crazy?

You know it baby girl. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedooooo....



Remember in Disney's 'Peter Pan' when Tinkerbell is hurt and Peter Pan breaks the third wall and asks us that if we believe in fairies we should clap our hands so that Tink won't die? I will muster up all of the heartfelt clapping of every child in the world.

Depends. If it's a long movie, I usually give myself an enema beforehand that way I won't get interrupted by nature calling.

Dear God, give Dave a round of applause.

Ok, but I hope he likes his pelvis in powder form.

it just started snowing so i am watching that and preparing to go out into it.

That's actually just pulverized pelvis settling in the atmosphere.

thats what i thought too, then i tasted some and it tasted all weird. last time i eat yellow snow.

i think it's retarded personally.

i also have iggy and a kitten named lucifer.

Yellow snow, at best, is lemon flavored. Not worth the gamble. But light brown snow... someone could have spilled some whiskey.