who's afonso?

who isn't?

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i like it too. it's like a scene from a horror film featuring lesbian vampires and golden-toothed werewolves.

yo, afunsolo just posted her pussy (again) and deleted it (again).

at least I was able to see it in time to rub one out.

in case you are worried, no watery cum here. my boys exit the vehicle like CEMENT.

Hello. Yes, totally.

do they harden in air like quickrete or like some inferior, slower cement?

they each have the size and ferocity of a full-grown pitbull, but thankfully, they only come out one at a time.

you see, for me, each orgasm is a fight to the death; it's all fur, teeth, blood and nails.

taxidermy is cheap in Texas, so I've been able to keep each one. the trick is getting the eyes right.

do you keep a storage unit for the overflow?

what I can't fit in the kitchen usually end up on etsy (selling like hotcaeks I tells ya).

i'd buy one [twelve], whats your etsy? :o:o

how about we cut out the middle-man and I just send you some directly?

what's your address???

I dont give it out over the internets that dont have the "s" after the "http" :(

oh, poo, and here I made extra. :(

extra poo
poo creationists that's how i will call humans from now on

I didn't maek poo. :o

MICHAEL GIRA of SWANS

view from my bedroom on 59th st


shitfaced at Le Bain at The Standard

Oliver Platt rules. funny motherfucker.

I reckon these folks reminisce fondly over "the night they spent with Pedro" for weeks, if not months, afterward.

Nah, Crypto just slapped her ass really hard.

Crypto, do people just give you money to show up and party ?

i think its the other way round.

someone should find the post where crypto lists his music studio equipment because it was insane.

no thanks. i have better ways to waste my time on pointless things.

http://balldroppings.com/js/

thanks guys! it's not often that I'm able to use the term "player hater" in correct grammatical useage!!!

5,000xp
[floatingslowly gains INCREASED STREET CRED]

oooh sweet! I leveled up!!!

lol how'd you know?!
I LOVE slapping butts

 

not sure about this one. makes me look a bit

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PIMPHUMAN

... okay, I've got nothing. cute chicka though. way to go bro.

I can't be arsed to look for the Unflattering pictures thread, so i might just put this gem here.

Taken in China in year 2000. I now realize I used to look very peculiar in the past.

lol

grinch

Why is it I see more ladies in the pictures that Crypto posts then actual female SY messageboard users posting of themselves?