Much to learn, you have

I pulled a crypto the other day

I wore a v neck

my chest hair was out for the world to see
ladies drooled

they told me

"you so crypto Rob!" and then (and I don;t know if this happens to you crypto) they rubbed my cock n balls through my jeans cuz they were so excited, and then I smoked hash, and then...

wait, i think this was a dream. never mind!

Ha, you know, this has the markings of a whole brand new thread: Post how you pulled a Crypto. I'd do it but I like Crypto and I don't want to see him suffer. Still if someone were to...

HAHAHAH. ahhh funny.

oh and here's me and my girls.

oh and crypto? are those the american apparel deep v t-shirts?

oh i like your indian. did i tell you i like your indian? i'd like to buy her. you look great too-- you actually look all sweet & mellow there... is it camouflage? and kudos to friend #2 as well.

i told her that "this weird symbol guy on the internets" likes her.

i've convinced them that they are actually my children so that they will buy me presents on sunday. yessss... they are my dahlings.

hot girls tend to run in packs.

It's taken me a while but I've finally figured out who you remind me of:

Janeane Garofalo (I think she's really cool by the way)

Cool? .. And fugly.

Ouch.

Oh baby, baby, baby come on to L.A. we will ride in my 84 mustang convertible. We will let the smoggy air of L.A. blow through our hair. Wear 7/11 shades, and see the homeless through Sunset Blvd.

Will you?

Shes not fugly!!

shes kool! and pretty

Nah.

Indeed. I don't even think she's cool. She's wacky left wing. But that's not the point. She's known for playing the homely girl. Awesome.

Yeah, she is not as mean as floatingslowly. Flotz could kick her ass with one hand tied behind her back.

I still think that's a more favorable comparison than the one I always get (Simon LeBon). Count your blessings.

You mean this guy? If so, I can see the comparison.

He looks gay in this one.

What is fugly about her? I think she's really pretty and her roles in movies is of the interesting girl, which I would prefer any day to the airhead. I did mean it as a compliment.