That's the only problem with crypto. He shows more so he should say more.

well no.
most of them wish they could but end up hanging with people like me.

Not gay, brah

don't believe it, bromo. ain't nobody but queers got that many bitches. well, queers and hugh hefner.

i like this.

remove the $$$$$$ and the girls go bye bye (if he isn't gay)

I thought it was the coke?

Either way, I hang with models too, I just don't post pictures.

Or do cocain.

Ahhh. Blow attracts just about anyone, especially models. I GET IT NOW. Hipster-ass crypto giving out mephedrone & fentanyl speedballs for that model tip.




BTW, I miss your ass, crypto. mad love to the steez-king. i envy your swag.

satan said she did cocaine. this was a while after she knew she was pregnant.

and she also smokes cigs and pot.

but i learned something from her, it doesn't matter. because she's a badass and everyone is just like giving her all this shit and being dicks.

just aswell since her baby is just a pillow she stuffed up her top and took photos of.

wait? did i say that? shh... i didn't really say that. you all heard me. i didn't say anything.

besides. i could be wrong. i could be totally wrong and she could prove it undeniably.

but still, the facts would be that i really don't care that much. it would make me look at least somewhat foolish. i can still accept this though. i shall take the risk.

most likely satan will tell me she "doesn't need to prove shit" to some "dick" such as myself. and indeed she doesn't.

but you know what? at the risk of being proved wrong and flamed by a whole load of people who want to jump on the "flame kinn" bandwagon because they already have bad blood with me for me trolling them in the past - i am still just going to post this post and let it lie.

even if she was to show me up completely, and that 3 piece all girl band she's also in were to all kick my ass, well then it wouldn't matter since that band doesn't exist and therefore as only fictional entities cannot physically administer an asskicking... but ... wait.. what was i saying? nevermind. oh yeah, i was saying that i'll just take the risk of putting this out there. because satan is faking being pregnant. if i am somehow wrong about this you can all quote these words over and over and just FLAME the fuck out of me like i'm a jew in an Auschwitz incinerator. you can all just TROLL me ceaselessly and senselessly. troll over and over again until i'm reduced from the level of regular poster to hated outcast to joke all the way down to the very bottom (this being the state known as 'sway'). you can call me a turdburgaler, you can call me whatever. i'll make no reply. i'll passively remain silent.

i can imagine it. satan would strike first, then people here that hate me the most - those being symbol man, tesla would jump in with relish. then a slew of other minor players who i have offended to a lesser degree would take aim. i can think of ddd, glice and knox as being on this list, and probably a whole load of others i can't remember and/or are oblivious to having offended. pretty much everyone (excepting the few who already have came to the same conclusion as myself) would join in the fray. it would be a lolbath, of lolocaustic proportions. perhaps my imagination is running wild and it would pass with less hoopla. impossible to tell at this point.

at its worst, it would rally the board against me, and would suddenly endow posters with the confidence to strike back with trolls against anything i said from then on, safe in the knowledge i had previously been ganged up upon and would not be defended. this would perhaps be doing me a favour, as i would be inclined to post less and thus waste less time than i do now here.

still, whatever happens, the temptation is just to unboring to resist. i'm like a drunken russian military commander with terminal cancer, the nuclear launch codes, a bottle of whiskey, a pistol and a lonely shift in a missle silo. i mean why the fuck not?

anyway if you want to check for yourself go search for the pictures she posted in this thread and then look at the dates they were posted. its all there man!

(ps. i dont mean to sound like i am some untrollable macho guy with this post. i am imminently trollable. i am not trying to say that saying any of this will make me a sacred cow or something. please feel free to troll or whatever you like.)

Why must you troll so fucking hard with so few entertaining posts(this is coming from me, a total fucking useless troll)? What's been up your ass, ni'k? Regardless of your thoughts/suspicions regarding Satan's pregnancy, who fucking cares? You don't 'know' tanky and therefore, it needs not be your concern.

Please, stop trolling. I know you'll get bites but it's just not funny anymore, or rather, it never was.

For your own benefit, get your shit together. I fear for your mental health and I do care about you, kid. You helped me through various difficult situations in my life and listened to my insane ramblings when I really needed someone to.

do not understand.

are you saying i have mental health problems because i didnt just remain silent about my suspicions?

hell no. if its true its just too funny not to say. if im wrong then im wrong and its just a waste of time. there's nothing to lose anyway. in fact even if i am wrong it will probably still be funny.

also, i'll politely decline your condescending faux concern, particularly considering your own posts and the level of drug use/sanity they imply.

No. It just has to do with a general decline in your level of severity and sincerity in your posts. remember when you didn't spout completely incoherent garbage all the time.



I didn't say I didn't have my own problems. We're all fucked up beyond belief. I am however clean and serene and living life without medications happily. I'll leave you to troll as hard as you can, ni'k. I was trying to be polite about it. Now, I'll just ignore the psychobabble.

severity?

and i dont consider "sincerity" of syg posts an indicator of sanity.

thanks for leaving me alone from now on then.

fuck trolling satan, how the hell do you type such long ass posts and expect to get away with it.

this is the internet, muthafucka; abbreviate or diiiiiiie like a biiitch!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!

yeah

i should make another post about that.

its been brought to my attention by numerous users on the syg.

that long posts get them very upset.

they seem to lack the ability to discern for themselves if they should read a post or not. they seem to be under the impression that when someone makes a post that is long, this is intended as a fascistic order, a demand is being made upon them that they MUST read the entire post.

it has been brought to my attention how very very distressing this situation is for a lot of you. finding yourself in a position were you can chose to read or not read a post that is long is an oppressive imposition that is entirely the posters fault and not users.

oh, have mercy upon me, for i knew not what i did.

okay nik. because you would know if i do cocaine. and you would know if i was pregnant or not, because youre someone i consider a friend and see on a regular basis out there in the big scary real world. i sure used to do cocaine. i havent done cocaine in about a year.i smoke pot and cigarettes, so what. and. i posted a fucking ultradsound but whatever you say.....you can go thru and "look at the dates" and look at the picturs i posted? theyre gone. i fuckin deleted em, just to spite you. so you can just try and piss me off, gather up the "evidence" all you want but i don't care. the fetus doesnt care. NO ONE FUCKING CARES, mr sour grapes

and im not in a band, i was, but it was pretty much a fake band that never played out and we just had fun playing ramones songs and whatever stupid jams at my friends apartment so youd be right to say that we dont exist because its true. we dont. maybe im just a figment of your imagination and im really a 46 year old balding man with a beer gut in homer alaska. the world may never know.
no one would fucking fake being pregnant, you know why? IT SUCKS. i have never been in more physical discomfort in my life, there is a war being fought inside my body and i cant wait to get this little prick out of me. physically i almost feel like i should have had an abortion but i want the poor thing. it will be adored. so until then i will put up with being a fat fucking miserable cow.
i asked chabib to delete my account because i really have no use for idiot trolls like yourself . do you hear? you're USELESS, i don't even want the ability to come back to this fucking place but until then i will go off on every single one of you

you posted that you did cocaine. long after you knew you were "pregnant". so that's something you said, on the board.

also i can go to google image search and type in ultra sound too.

see in the other thread, were you attacked me for saying you didn't want to quit smoking and were just making excuses, genteel was PMing me and he said he believed it was fake. so then i did a quick search and found the pics you posted, cos i was curious, and it was so obvious.

and otherwise-

lol.

just lol.

the fetus doesn't care about yr long rants kimm WTF is yr fascist imperial directive gunnar doo bout them apples??!!

whatever yr gunnar doo, I bettle bee 300 wpm clakity click.

hyperspeed keyboard function altF4

lol.

just lol.

no. you did not. it's there. and it's long. and it's hard to read because there are so many words my mobile boredbamd does the hari-kari shuffle.

fuucking shit mang gme over

it's snuggle tiem.

whatever you say. im tired of being fucking harassed and trolled so im out of here

there's nothing left to say. sometimes you just hit a peak and you know the level of lols cannot be topped and it's best to end on a high.

so to play us out - ladies and gentlemen, bow your heads solemnly and pay tribute, Clare's College Orchestra of Cambridge with Funeral March for Queen Mary, composed by Henry Purcell.

wow, you're one of those who actually puts an effort in this kind of stuff.
(btw I enjoyed the post, no matter the content, as most of the stuff on here).




lol, again?

good point, I'd altF4 lots of people.
I'd shiftrunstop just a few.

is that all?

edit:

dude, it's the internet, do you actually care about this stuff?
weird.

oh, I'm not a troll despite the postcount.

Do crypto's models make it to the final photos only if they manage to avoid marks and bruises on their faces?

i don't think it could have gone better if satan herself had responded with a live webcam feed wherein a pillow could clearly be seen conspicuously hanging out below the bottom of her t shirt, swigging from a bottle of vodka, sucking on a joint, with powder on her nose, screaming "FUCK YOU I'M SO SICK OF BEING TROLLED WATEVA BYE U ASSHOLE!".

satan just neg repped me: "you are a fucking idiot and i'm going to send my spawn to kill you"

i hope there isn't any bad feeling between us. it's just that you started attacking me. i politely reiterated my point in a manner that i sincerely intended to be malice free and considerate. you did not respond with the same courtesy, which is your business of course. however shortly after that point the suspicion that the the whole thing was a fake had been suggested to me, and i felt a curiosity and decided to do a quick post search. finding it obviously was the case, i made the prior posts in this thread. for the lols. and here we are.

despite the whole thing, i do wish you and your pillow the best and harbour no bad feeling.

Alright, getting back on track here with the purpose of the thread.



Me tuesday or so of this week at work.

that wouldn't stop people from faking being pregnant, fake pregnancies are actually quite painless


so what you mean is that nobody would be actually pregnant

You're so cute. Come to LA, we'll teach you how to party? :)

you're a jolly bunch, all of you.

the pillow rants plus a plateful of scrambled eggs and a cup of tea made a rather pleasant Friday morning for me.

tl; dr

yes, i woke up this morn and relived pilolologate with a chocolate biscuit and a relaxing cup of tea.

What The Fuck Happened To This Thread, Hahaha....Oh Fuck.....

BTW Cryptowonderdruginvogue......you continue to.....er......amaze and inspire.

what the hell, prince and justin bieber^?

These rich kids, man. They look like their mums and don't really know how to party.