Some of you guys are being hella creepy right now.

That's what we were put on this Earth for.

sounds fun, I'm hoping you encountered the weird green guy from The Mighty Boosh when you were out there

I could say I am two fistin Big Red, but that would be a lie.

here are the 70s photos two symbols requested.





damn i wish i still had that shirt.... but like... bigger.

That sure makes me look like a pedo, doesn't it?

Fisting? Is that you Savage?

Hahahahahaahaha

I thought that politeness was generally reserved for metrical matters.

yep, it was fun and a bit scary (we got lost for a good 45 mins in the wood behind this Castle in Pergine, near Trento, beautiful place)

and it was raining a bit and the trees made strange noises and stuff, and on the way back to the car we saw a little house that looked like it had been burnt down, nobody saw that tiny building before (not even the guys I was with who live near there) and that creeped us out a bit more...furthermore, a friend of mine claimed that she saw some sort of strange "beast" chasing us after we started going down the road with the car, something like a "white cangaroo" --- the weirdest thing is that she was not drunk and looked genuinely scared, she screamed "go faster go faster!!" and started crying, then she told us what she saw. Well, what she thought she saw, at least... All this happened after we went to see one of my all time fav bands playing live.
Strange night, but fun and interesting.
p.s. no idea who the mighty boosh are :(.
p.p.s. forgive the off topic post.

seahorses are all, like, “whatever.”

ok.

i have been subject to a lady's shock & reluctance to accomodate other body parts due to issues unforseen largeness, but i am too modest to go in to detail.

I wasn't disputing (why?) said organ of yours' largeness, I just thought that perhaps bed-etiquette revolves generally around comments or innuendos about one's penis size or breasts etc, rather than the virility of their chest.

there's this weird guy we can't shake, so i printed out a picture of him on myspace and cut it out. i chased everyone around with it until he walked up. oops. blurry, but here he is.

is he a jogger?
he looks like a jogger.

why are you licking a jogeger?

i dont even know what you are saying.

i don't know if he jogs, but he's super boring. he constantly talks about his band and cooking and how cool he is, but can't score a girl. it's brutal to talk to him. everything he says is intended to make him look cool. well... if you can't bust balls and bust your own balls, you can't hang with me and my rude friends.

i'm lost in translation

can you visualy express this sentence:

"bust your own balls"

maybe this will help?

http://www.zbrushcentral.com/zbc/att...chmentid=77394