BOXXY

g-g-g-g-U NIT.

i thought for a while he said "cha-cha-ching, you nit."

I'm a librarian, fml.

...wtf

I'll take the one in the middle.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TsimFuckis

what are the chances she heard me talking about her on the phone just now?

58%

i am in a band now. sort of. not really. not at all, actually.

i hope we can call ourselves "masonic youth." or something equally ridiculous.

i admit it my feet are small and i have to wear ladies socks

it wouldn't be a big deal, but when i'm at the store all the mansogynists give me dirty looks like i came into their section to hit on them and their frumpy friends.

no i'm not a pervert i shop here too. do me a favor ma'am and walk yr big ass feet over to a staff member and ask if they have smaller sizes in the back, because the small womens socks are usually still much too large for me

"Mixing ecstasy valium and xanax before having to play in front of thousands of people was one of the more poor decisions I've made(duh) and I realize my drinking has been a problem now for a good period of time."

http://www.sendspace.com/file/nqoeeb

scissor shock - so bored [wavves cover]

Deconstructed for this website: http://farz.in/wavves/wavves.htm

You must spread some Valium and Xanax around the table before atsonicpark munches on them again.

I just had someone call and demand to speak to my assistants (she asked for them by name). when I explained that they are my assistants, she demanded to speak to the supervisor.

I hope yr planet withers and dies sooner rather than later.

THE WEIRD MONKEY AVATAR HAS SPOKEN.

that's no weird monkey. it's Sam, the Mercury astronaut.

have spacesuit; will travel.

Sleeping next to my girlfriend is cool.