this is the coolest mug i have ever seen.

yeah i want one

my friend has one... and he listens to tool... so

Instructions: buy a white mug and write "I Wish I Were Dead" on the side with a black pen.

There had better be a red-cap mushroom underneath you, outside the frame.

all i'm missing is the flannel shirt haha. the hat was sort of a joke. i never wear hats.

this amuses the piss out of me

Oh god a stoner. I love your hair.

your lips are sooo kissable! :D

synth. you're a dirty boy.

ahahaha i love you people
thanks aha, it just goes that way by itself.

*crowd cheers*

and I cheer.

hahahaha i laugh at it every time someone quotes it
i look like such a greaseball

girlgun I know, that is why I get laid frequently. (insert EWWW here).

I was going to buy that shirt last time I went to cdtrader, but I had no more money.

Hey! King Diamond!

oh come on my teeth aren't THAT yellow

I've found that flash photos emphasize both greying temples and forehead creases.

God you are so hot. Even if you are getting old.

stud

Which of the two?