Fuck you.
Fuckin sicko.

Hello everyone.

whoops... forgot to do this:

Name: Dan
Age: Somwhere between birth and death.
Music: Loads and loads... recently been listening to: The Noisettes, Killing Joke (the new album), Pretty Girls Make Graves, Masonna, Leafcutter John, Halo, Akkron/Family...
Films: Blue Velvet, The Nightporter, Fight Club, Salon Kitty, Walkabout..
Random Fact: I have double-jointed thumbs and used to dress like a girl.

haha diesel!!
prisstina whats that white stuff on yr head? anyways welcome to the forum prisstina and moth

are you getting cummed on?

Are you sure you & Diesel aren't the same person?

dont mind that drunkard

Ahh, I wish.

Just a mirror that desperately needs to be cleaned.

Sorry if I disappointed anyone.

you wish to get cummed on? i can help.

sex me, you know you want to.

I'm sure I recognise you from the S-K board.

Me- yup.
location- somewhere.
music- most.
art- yeah.
age- currently being carbon-dated.
patent applied for?- yes.
direction- sideways

hi,
i registered today but have been a long-time SY adept,
i thought it might be polite to introduce myself :eek:
my name's kim, i'm twenty and live in belgium.
i play bass in a band called Lustrous Eve and guitar/vocals in a band called Heavium, i'm currently studying art history at the Ghent univ. and have a cat-obsession ;)

anyways, i'm lazy, there's a link in my sig. that will take you to my myspace page ..ugh..myspace. :o

welcome you two

ME name is Vodka Goblin 'n' I live with Mrs Goblin y'kno we livin in sin or wotever but thats how we live its cool ya may remember from the old bord that I as tryin to be an m.p. but the elf m.p. who was there was ded corrupt 'n' all 'n' fiddled the election wich suks cos like i did wot i could i even cheated reely well but i still lost thats cos the elves are just corrupt 'n' dodgy 'n' all i hate them a lot an the gnomes too y'kno they bad aswel I dont reely play any instruwments i just hit things with sticks i call it drummin but Mrs Goblin calls it a racket ha ha i like it 'n' it annoys the elves when me 'n' me mates stand outside bangin stuff when they asleep its funny cos they get ded mad 'n' we leg it 'n' laff at them 'n' all so right if y'like noizi music 'n' beer 'n' stuf 'n' y'dont like elves 'n' gnomes cos they orrible then y'can be me mate no worry, come down to the Red Dragon tavern for the deicide karaoke 'n'sing y'kno like ARGHH ARUGHHHH WRAUGHHHHHHHHH, like that 'n' try the goblin ale good stuf if y'like y'beer to smash y'brains out a bit but hey ONLY DRINK THE GOBLIN ALE WHEN YA OLD ENUFF 'N' ALL be responsible y'kno 'n' take care see ya later maybe i'm goin to find some elves to mess wiv.

If he's not a genius i don't know who is.

I may be misinterpretting this, but it's even better when you think the Asian lonely guy accent from Fargo. Re-read his thing again with that "I'ma so lonely Marge" accent.

Men are scum. There is something basic wrong with us. My first reaction on seeing your photo was, Wow, she's cute. And then socialization kicked in and told me, She's 14! And you, gmku, are not a pedophile, nor do you want to end up on a Dateline NBC expose getting taken down by the vice squad!

Men are scum. We're hardwired to react to visual stimuli. Forgive us, for we know not what we do.

I just joined this board.

I dicked around a little on the old sonic board until it got all annoying and trollish/ meatheadish. but this board seems chill, good deal.


also, i met lee once in NoHo at smith...i was all like, you're lee renaldo and he was all like, yeah i am.....

also, i saw j mascis walk his bulldog around mystery train and then look at that menu at that new burger place in amherst (that place next to antonios, what's it called...checkers? chubbys? flabbys? mantitties? some shit like that....

James Chance rules.

Name: Pedro (yes, i know, i know, you voted for me.)

Age: ate-teen

Jams: Sonic Youth (uh duh), Pink Floyd/Syd Barrett, !!!, David Bowie, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, My Bloody Valentine, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Husker Du, Grateful Dead, Bob Dylan, Velvet Underground, Ween, Flaming Lips, Beck, Of Montreal, Iron & Wine, Can, King Crimson, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Boards Of Canada, Madonna (hey! i know!), Bjork, Brian Eno, Broken Social Scene, Sound Tribe Sector 9, Neutral Milk Hotel, Olivia Tremor Control, Daft Punk, LCD Soundsystem, Le Tigre, Tiga, Miss Kitten, Fischerspooner, The Doors, Dungen, Jaco Pastorious, Herbie Hancock, Miles Davis, Hollertronix, Woody Guthrie, Burning Spear, Steel Pulse, Kraftwerk, KLF, Paul Simon, Leadbelly, MF Doom, Pharcyde, J5, People Under The Stairs, Portishead, Prefuse 73, Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Slightly Stoopid, Sublime, The Orb, White Stripes, Wolfmother, Thievery Corporation, The Beatles, Rufus Wainwright, Robert Johnson, Cream, Yes, Air, Elliot Smith, etc. etc. etc. etc.

Pictures: 8 1/2, amarcord, la dolce vita, the life aquatic (with steve sizzou), lost in translation, thumbsucker, me and you and everyone we know, breathless, blue velvet, elephant man, eraserhead, edward scissorhands, eyes without a face, four rooms, kids, gummo, melvin goes to dinner, rushmore, say anything, withnail and i, taxi driver, the tin drum, a woman is a woman, party monster, the motorcycle diaries, i heart huckabees, kill bill volume 1 & 2, fear & loathing, THX1138, the night porter, quills, nautral born killers, salo: the 120 days of sodom, trainspotting, the virgin suicides, eyes wide shut, 2001 space odyssey, el topo, santa sangre, the holy mountain, city of god, amores perros, y tu mama tambien, sexo pudor y lagrimas, run ronnie run, the usual suspects, the burbs, fast times at ridgemont high, mulholland dr., lost highway, love actually, vanilla sky, about a boy, bend it like beckham, zoolander, the royal tenenbaums, mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervioso, tacones lejanos, bill and teds excellent adventure, the shining, a clockwork orange, dr strangelove, etc. etc. etc. etc.

Picture:

Awww that happens to me all the time. I met a girl one time and she was SUPER pretty. Then I found out she was 12.

Ahhhgh. I'm guessing you're in your thirties by your thinning-hair post. Thank you for realizing you're probably old enough to be my dad.

Its not a real big deal if a guy thinks a younger girl is good looking, as long as there's not a huge age difference and as long as he keeps his dirty/romantic thoughts inside his head. The last thing we need is someone's grandpa saying "Aww yeah, you know you wanna fuck me, lil' hottie!" to a girl thats barely out of grade school.

Nah, you must be thinking of someone else.

brian..
music...besides sy..tool, pink floyd, a perfect circle, dinosaur jr., jethro tull, and king crimson are my favs.

movies...rushmore, the royal tennenbaums, a clockwork orange, 2001, star wars, just saw eraserhead and loved it, donnie darko, thats a few..

i love seinfeld
yeah...i post at toolshed also..and im new here
hey

welcome new poeple

You're welcome. And welcome to the board!

But yeah, that last part you're talking about is just wrong in so many ways. Not that I don't have a dirty mind myself. But just because I may be a dirty old man doesn't mean I have to act like one.

Name: Jesse
Age: 36
Sex: Male
Hobbies: Mountain Biking & Philosophy
What I Do: Special Education Teacher & Graduate Student
Movies: La Cite Des Enfants Perdus (The City Of Lost Children), Blade Runner, Fight Club, Donnie Darko

Hello, corporate.ghost

These newcomers need to post more. Sure, we're intimidating, but come on. :]

The newcomers are great to have. There's been a lot more since the new board started - partly to do with the release of a new LP, no doubt.

People like Gulasch Noir, Bertrand and yourself of course. Many others too - this board is much livelier than the old one.

Hi guys. I'm finally starting to post.

Name: Johnathon
Age: No.
Occupation: College student/Musician
Jams: (don't laugh) SY, Bjork, Tori Amos, Kate Bush, The Smiths, Rush, 10,000 Maniacs/Natalie, etc.
Pictures: German New Wave, bad 70's and 80's horror.

Nice to have you (directed toward all other newcomers as well).

thanks for the warm welcome! :)

Yeah, thanks for the warm welcome!

Pleased to introduce myself.
Especially to you lovely ladies.
I am the Minister of Crunk.
Here to fly the ten nines on the tippy caw.
Fo' sheezie!

Thanks for the warm welcome!

fuck you

Hi. I'm Amanda. I'm 14 and I live in New York. I'm not really too interesting so i don't really have much to say...

So how come you're not in school? Oh, yeah, it's summer.

So how come you're not working? Get a job!

I'm taking classes at Amherst over the summer because I am too incompetent to get a job.