what's that shit face

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right. then it's settled.

let's never fight again.

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Liar, liar pants on fire/ your nose is as long as a telephone wire.

That's pants in the British sense, by the way.

That looks comfortable.

As much as possible...

not enough

sweeeeeetttt

That's right...

tell more seriously
i lov ethem

Okay, well, this one time, in this room I'd just moved into across town from my parents, I had my new girl over on a date, and things had progressed, and we were feeling cozy under the sheets, when the door swings open and then shut again. Imagine our alarm. So that Sunday I'm visiting my parents for dinner and I learn over the course of dinner that my parents are very curious about what girl I'm seeing now. Uh, yeah. Turns out the door-opener was my kid brother (14) who'd dropped by for a "surprise" visit.

And as it turns out, this is the girl I marry a year later.

That's not quite as funny, but stupid stuff like that used to happen to me all the time. Later that same winter, my kid brother kept trying to drop in on me at my new room only to find me always gone. Then he started seeing my bike always parked in front of my girlfriend's apartment, put 2 and 2 together, and next time I'm at my parents house I get the third-degree about "what my rent is costing me" these days.

See, my parents could never just be direct about things. It made reality too harsh or something.

wow, 2,227 views in less then one week.

than, college boy. than.

it's comparison, not sequence or consequence.

^^^ dropout. :D

im just giving him shit for being a sanctimonious dickless man in the hot women thread.

and yeah i dropped out of the phd. a worthless fucking degree. got me health insurance though.

is actually pothead thread. no hot woman thread.

it that what this is all about? dude, I just think that it is funny to post a picture of a chick on fire that is all.

did you see how he fucked up that one?

so i'm going to fling poo at his face for a while.



gotta make dinner (i'll wash my hands first though)

later!

you just need to come out & declare your love of the cock is all.

now it's a hot women thread.

this thread reminds me why i disliked pot in the first place.

arent you supposed to be in jail?

hahahahahahahaa.

sorry, just kidding. i used to draw band logos everywhere too.

I can't be bothered to check back through the thread - are you one of the heavy pot smokers?

to answer the thread title.... i smoke enough for me.... not enough to get dribbly and start thinking the naked lunch is actually a good book/film or to say "wow dude" everywhere.

I've been in a pot dry spell for about a year. I don't really know anyone that deals anymore in my immediate circle so going out of my way is to much bother. Also I never had spent a dollar on pot because I was in the college dorms and anyways had a friend looking for company, the idea of paying for it myself is an annoying one.

a few things:

1. I need a band-aid for yr cutting wit.
2. ???????
3. wow dude.
4. yr sig has 2 red-x boxes in it.

Another of the things that I can't be bothered to do is fix my sig.

fuck it, it looks like zippy in the dark after he brushed his teeth with a kryptonite like paste!

but you CAN be bothered to break it more?

there are now four red-x boxes!

broken links make baby xenu cry.

Would baby xenu like a banana?

is that a euphemism for atomic weapons?

if so, yes.

i don't smoke weed and i think naked lunch is a great book and a good movie.

see, he gets it !@#$%

i c wut u did thar.



....I think I just found my first tattoo.

enough to notice that this bag was overpriced and two points short.




fuckers.

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