The truth is out there.

Scully, Mulder, where the fuck are you when we really need you!?

A month from now we'll all either be dead or laughing our asses off at this whole thing.

lol

That is good! Ha. Exactly how I feel about this whole farce.

It's almost enough to make me believe in conspiracy theories. Like, why does this whole thing coincide with the worst month for deaths of American soliders in Iraq since the beginning of the war?

Hmm? Uh, Mr. President, why are we still in Iraq?

So are we all dead yet?

I dunno, but I've been sick for a month. the last two days have been snot-free though.

I'd get (somewhat) better and then it would come back different. I'm convinced that I got this crap, albeit an extremely milder version.

the key difference is, I never had a fever.

the deep cough is always the last to go. I get no sympathy because I smoke though. :(

The swine flu is a conveniant danger. Whenever the public needs to be distracted from actual problems the swine flu becomes oh so dangerous again.

see also: scientists around the world are part of an invisible cabal bent on global control.

I'd rather put my faith in Cthulhu, thank you very much.

Exactly.

people here ran to the store for drugs or mouthmasks before there was anyone with swine flu in the country. we now have six and it's just small messages in the paper or at the end of the news.

ah well, worse things to worry about here now.

EXACTLY. like-- where are the chocolate chip cookies? or who ate the last slice of pie? that's exactly the thing i worry about...

I can't even blame today's bad throat on sucking too much cock, since that's not happened.

sorry to hear porky.

but the weekend is not over yet!

Thanks. That's not going to stop me going out tonight, though. No cock-flu.

I survived!!!1111111