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Don't bother. Trying to find dates is very problematic. You could try hanging out in schoolyards and such, but even there it's actually very hard to go up to an 11-year-old and start hitting on her. Even the lucky girls whose families give them cellphones are quite reluctant to give out their numbers to grown men, especially those who hang out in schoolyards. |
killing all the flies.
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they're extremely firm. |
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Girls shouldn't wear boxer shorts. |
they don't belong to me, they belong to my bby.
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don;t listen to these bastiches satan. just remember to sign my copy of your "home movies" whenever they get released.
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i could give a fuck less. the thighs are hella firm. i eat pretty well lately and have been exercising hardcore and taking vitamins. seriously cut back on the sugar. not on the weed though.
i will gladly sign your movie. |
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You should be wearing pink frilly knickers. :p |
i bought these yesterday
i had to, they have my favorite thing in the whole world all over them, PILLS! also 2 hot pink ones and 2 black ones. |
Classy.
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Very sexy. :p |
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You're sexy in a Jennifer Herrema kinda way. :) |
Ambien Sex. a la Tiger Woods?
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Lots of internet cock teasing these days
whatever, don't really care for underwear but my gf has a pair of panties designed by Stefania Pedretti from OVO. I do quite enjoy these :-) |
I love that girl.
Not your girl, eh, Stefania! |
i have plenty of fancy slut underwear but those are for sexytime not sitting on my ass in bed sick time.
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Are you a fan of Jennifer Herrema? |
yes indeed
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's something unusual. (Movie quote. Identify and win a prize.) |
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