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Sometimes you gotta not hate women in order to love a woman in the butt, bro. |
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^ seriously Now you're lookin' all 60's/70's open-minded and shit. |
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<3 <3 <3 |
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Please don't use the 'O' word. |
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Once again, you're the exception to the rule. Please write 'amerikangod' on your inner thighs and post. I will be masturbating. |
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Tried to rep you, but couldn't. However I am masturbating successfully. Bless your heart baby girl. BLESS IT. Dang, should have also had you draw an arrow from my name pointing to your vag. |
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If only paedos had amerikangod's charm.
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Ha ha, I lovingly accept the updated version and consider it officially notarized.
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yeah pbrads.. too bad i'm legal.
oh and amerikangod and me are in love. |
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It's true, we're completely in love. I'm surprised you didn't notice true love right off the bat, p-B-Rad. It's pretty radiant. |
That might explain why I was so suddenly sicked.
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I'm gonna go with fear. Fear that I might be taken by another and that you'd never get to feel my warm breath on the back of your neck again. One hand on the small of your back, the other reaching deep into those Taz boxers I got for you last Christmas. You were afraid that the imprint I left in your bed that you found upon waking this morning, still warm and aromatic, might be the last one you'd ever find. |
And leaving that thought, I'm going to go jerk off to the straightest porn I know and fall asleep. Tah tah.
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I was about to leave and continue jerking off too! Man, we'll be beating off together bro!
Ha ha. Satan, baby, you know where your man at. <3 |
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he's gonna masturbate his pustulent dick until it falls off jeezus his wheelchair seat is gonna get so sticky his male nurse will have a hard time moving him to the pisser btw satana yr thighs need some exercise. just saying. you can't live forever on sugar and marijuana. you need to move a little. |
anyway, gearing up to edit some video
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