I want to put up a pic of me as a little kid. However, the only one I have, I am naked.

If you need to use any of my skills. I can do whatever you want.

Hot, when are you coming to L.A?

Photomagically add a fig leaf?

Here you go:

It smells like an airport runway
Jet fuel stenches in the cabin
And lights flickering at random

Garbage cans comprise the medians
Of freeways always creeping
Even when the population's sleeping

And I can't see why you'd want to live there.....

I don't honey. I want to leave L.A. But we could be the best BFF's.

no kiddie porn on the board, pls.

its up to the person to see it as porn or not. and you do

PEDO!!

Kalifornia is for the kooks.

<--- texicaliforniafarian

6'3".

I know that's tiny but it's like the heaviest I've ever been.

Mine as well, it makes me question my parents photo taking decisions.

Ballin'!

there's actually a picture of me aged four, running around on a beach nekkid - wearing a cap with "boob inspector" or something on it.

my granddad gave me the hat.. i thought it was the best thing ever, even though i hadn't got a clue what boobs were.

this was because there was a big stuffed pair of boobs stuck to the front of the hat

my folks ripped the boobs off, out of embarassment even before we got out of the car on the way home

spunky

and your such a weiner

Piss off, aussie bastard.

contemporary beatnik stylin?

Oh come on, I know you want a taste if those eggs.

I live off salmon and bugs, it's what keeps me strong.

You look sketchy haha.

Just a moment ago. I can't sleep.