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nicfit 11.25.2009 07:20 PM

mine is soft. 0% sandpaper effect. beard haterz are wruuuung.

phoenix 11.25.2009 07:22 PM

until you have to kiss a woman with stubble, let me have my hate.

nicfit 11.25.2009 07:28 PM

what's a woman?
stubble is no beard...

davenotdead 11.25.2009 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by nicfit
stubble is no beard...


listen to this man, woman, for he knows.

wellcharge 11.25.2009 07:55 PM

yeah i'm basically never going to take phoenix seriously again

amerikangod 11.25.2009 07:59 PM

Yeah I didn't realize how ignorant she was until just right now.

Satan 11.25.2009 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I believe that's called the "Innsmouth look".

cthulhu shows no mercy


i like beards.

amerikangod 11.25.2009 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
i like beards.


When I get home after the show tonight, assuming I am not incapacitated, I will provide you with visual record of a beard that will essentially simulate you having a dozen super soakers unloaded directly into your crotch.

knox 11.25.2009 08:23 PM

i love beards
on men

wellcharge 11.25.2009 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox
i love beards
on men


i dunno, i saw an old lady with a full beard a couple months ago and i was quite impressed

amerikangod 11.25.2009 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox
i love beards
on men


Make that two crotches.

pbradley 11.25.2009 08:33 PM

Damn, it's like everyone's trying to convince me to grow back my Robin Hood beard.

Except not.

ploesj 11.25.2009 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
beards are godawful. only hippies(the original kind) and 'healers/'shamans' are allowed to have beards. The constant sandpaper my other half wears is bad enough, let alone a full kitchen scourer. He'd be getting no where near my top half, or my bottom half, with a mouth like that.


well, my boy is trying to grow one just to see how it looks, and the first few weeks were all itchy and tickly but now it's pretty soft and i barely notice it anymore.

Satan 11.25.2009 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
Make that two crotches.

o hay 3 way

davenotdead 11.25.2009 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ploesj
well, my boy is trying to grow one just to see how it looks, and the first few weeks were all itchy and tickly but now it's pretty soft and i barely notice it anymore.



first couple weeks are the beard cherry. all gravy after that

pbradley 11.25.2009 09:10 PM

You know, I hear the stubble complaint from women often but then I read something like this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/ear...-marriage.html

Women make no sense.

Rob Instigator 11.25.2009 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
beards are godawful. only hippies(the original kind) and 'healers/'shamans' are allowed to have beards. The constant sandpaper my other half wears is bad enough, let alone a full kitchen scourer. He'd be getting no where near my top half, or my bottom half, with a mouth like that.


I think every old dude over 50 should ban the razor! Our elders should at the very least LOOK wise

Alex's Trip 11.25.2009 11:11 PM

 


 


 

davenotdead 11.26.2009 01:39 AM

hahahaha. people's court. tried to rec.

nice beard brah. girl with flower tats has nice titties. / were u jewish?

pbradley 11.26.2009 01:53 AM

Ha ha, the moustache. Good shit.

DeadDiscoDildo 11.26.2009 02:00 AM

^^Kind of along the same lines, my friends just shot this video and it's blowin up on the web right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7wQk&hd=1

pbradley 11.26.2009 02:17 AM

You know the New Left Media guy? Saw the Tea Party interview, too.

Keeping It Simple 11.26.2009 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
O HAI

Ok... dudes with an appreciation for beards and Satan and knox's crotches, these pictures are for you. They're from a few years back. Once again, I grew this in about six months. It actually got bigger than this, but I'm not sure if I have pictures.


 



 


Checking out some titties, as a bro is wont to do:


 


And here is a picture from a few months later when I trimmed it to a more reasonable size (and also getting my mind melted at an Acid Mothers Temple show:


 



That's an awesome beard.

Satan 11.26.2009 08:36 AM

that beard is fucking epic

you're quite handsome btw

Keeping It Simple 11.26.2009 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
that beard is fucking epic

you're quite handsome btw


The girl in the third photo down is clearly mesmerised by his beard. :D

DeadDiscoDildo 11.26.2009 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
You know the New Left Media guy? Saw the Tea Party interview, too.


Yeah he plays guitar in this kickass instrumental surf-noise band called The Flux Capacitors

knox 11.26.2009 01:45 PM

sexy thread.

EVOLghost 11.26.2009 04:34 PM

first...I need that whole episode with Amerikkangod on People's Court. 2....thanks davenotdead for asking the question abuot kkkangod bein' jewish.

Keeping It Simple 11.26.2009 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
sexy thread.


Ever grown a beard, knox? :D

Skuj 11.26.2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox
sexy thread.


Oh hey, thanks.

EVOLghost 11.26.2009 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
^^Kind of along the same lines, my friends just shot this video and it's blowin up on the web right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7wQk&hd=1



that vid is gold!

ni'k 11.26.2009 05:43 PM

 

A Thousand Threads 11.26.2009 07:10 PM

ha, i also have that Hello, Voyager insert hanging on my wall.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 11.26.2009 08:34 PM

 

Rob Instigator 11.26.2009 09:53 PM

^that's a happy thanksgiving

Sonic Youth 37 11.26.2009 09:56 PM

Doc Eug is now my hero for frisking the Leeloo lookalike

viewtiful_alan 11.26.2009 11:00 PM

 

Guess which one's me and win a prize.

Satan 11.27.2009 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
Why thank you Ms. I will put this as credit towards future love making.

hahaha you were on the peoples court i just saw that video, +1 to your credit

Satan 11.27.2009 01:07 AM

the latter

you'll need to rack up 666 points to get the evil pussy

DeadDiscoDildo 11.27.2009 01:14 AM

You better find yrself a nice pair of pants, a nice hat, and a few inches if yr gonna beat my score ;-)

game on.


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