he has w i d e wrists!!

Halloween + Alcohol = Drag




After I sobered up:

At first I thought: "Oh, Emmah has a new picture!"

I think many of us are radical non-sleepers.
Me after no sleep @ work:

I wish sleep was unnecessary

nighttime is the best time

ha ha ha-- awesome


you can sleep in the daytime!

but that's when I make the big bucks!

you should switch to a life of crime! it pay$$$$!

quoted for truth

i make more money selling weed than i do waiting tables.

shhhh!!!

hey, where's my fedex???

did i say weed? i meant candy.

i'm gonna fedex you a big box of green jolly ranchers.

mmmmm! green jolly ranchers! my FAVORITE!

Hahahah

I haven't looked like uh... that for a while.

Foxy.

Even foxier knowing that you're wearing the clothes as a joke.

So I guess it's wrong that I like your eye make-up here?

Ecstacy induced photography

i love this for some reason

it's all in the eyes

raaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rr

Hahaha

+1

It's not hard to tell drugs were involved with this shot! you're both pretty spaced out looking.
Looks like you cats had a good time.
I never have cameras during good high moments.

Here's myself quite drunk:




I'm the kissyfaced green shirted drunk

No beard, hair a bit mangled.

I'm in there somewhere.

Are you saying you are on acid?

I took it straight from this slut:






but no, it was kind of fun to do. if it didn't take like half a stick of eyeliner to do, I could probably do it every once in a while.

she has a pokemon name

gotta catch 'em all! (as in, venereal diseases)

awesome ones dear!

shabbrays back, how are you brother?

To be honest, your's looks better than he's does though ahah.

Are you and your pal consoling yourselves over the fact the Chinese guy scored the hot blonde?

lol'd / can't rep

Haha, hahaha.

i hope these dont get stuck on the bottom of this page...
these are from a few weeks ago...
i dont know how this pic got fucked up, but it looks good like that, all cut up...


me and my older brother who left for india-
( we look nothing alike)

nice fucking scooby shirt + shades!

ha! thanks :) its my new favorite shirt

i have a scooby sticker on the back of my phone

we're cool.

we really are.
and shit, i new my lovely pics would get stuck at the bottom of the page.
so i will be an asshole later and bump my pics. just so people can see how cool we really are

BUMPED.

check the shirt y'all.

does yr brother have lenses in his glasses?