actually, the fact that you hadn't got the email, yet received my transmission via the psychic-ether anyways, pleases me more.

it means that I'm not losing my touch.

Hi, my name is gmku and I've never allowed myself the opporutunity to properly introduce me, myself.

who the hell are you?

I ask myself the same question almost daily, Mr. Kegmama... .

"mr kegmama"

what a happy-lucky day that would be, no?

my wife doesn't "do that" because she's "married".

mrs. kegmama has expressed no such compunction.

Don't make this more complicated than it has to be.

that, kind sir, is my primary function.

Doncha get tired of the excuses!

Hey. My nickname is one of the worse ever but fuck it.

Your nick name is "worse ever but fuck?" so many jokes
so little time

look there's one!

There will be more

hi, I'm phoenix.

I am female, 24, and I live on a remote island, with internets.

My interests include drawing, daydreaming, dancing badly and dress ups. I dont have many talents, but I flip out fairly regularly, and so I'm pretty good at that now.

did I say hi?

hi!'

my name is monty and i'm 16. i live in melbourne, australia. i discovered my mum and dads sonic youth CDs about a year ago and they've been my favourite band ever since. a couple of weeks ago i found a book called 'queer' by william burroughs. then i read 'junkie' and i thought they were so cool. my favourite sy album is sister. i luv the cover art.ummmmmmmmm i also have depression and i have to take pills for it.is anyone else like me?

hi monty from melbourne.
yes, 'junky' was a cool book. 'naked lunch' was less cool. it was shit , to be precise.

just leave melbourne.

I'm not keen on introducing myself on message boards as I may end up a victim of identity fraud.

i cant read naked lunch coz its not in my mums book shelf