The story.

i didn't write it down

Man this was not meant to be a literal course of action. I don't even know if you have any physical pockets.

i do not.

Does that mean you're pantsless?

My boner is impatient. I'm taking it elsewhere and going to bed.

yes

boner rising

i never wear pants around the house

sometimes i don't wear shirts either

it's just comfortable to be naked.

yeah lortabs kind of suck.


fuck im high.

i fried meat buck naked today and thats fucking brave and im a fucking ugly caveman you pussies.

but im not a pillhead.

i miss my aussie nude beaches

You should have called me.

Percs are the shit

What does "PNP" stand for?

it's the liberal party of jamaica

just like they tell the rabbit

Percs are for kids...;)

Andbusy moms..mommas little helper

PNP

also used to be the Puerto Rican nationalist Party, seeking independence for Puerto Rico

is that lipstick.

Nice strat! more strat, less near-indecent exposure please!

wtf

same

sway i can see your titties

:) :) :) :)

.... me likes, me likes!

(and kudos for keeping it rated PG. Now I can keep it as my desktop wallpaper)

my strat is a piece of shit.



strats suck.

are you officially out of the closet now/
?

is there such a thing as too comfy?

thats the problem, it seems like no matter what pedal i use its still not dirty enough

mine is a mexican chunk of shit though and a hideous color to boot

hey lets talk about exploring sexuality.

^ that idea is potentially gay

^ don't let your self-consciousness override your self-integrity

i just wanna beat someone up.

I believe that art comes from the person, the person does not come from the art. Supposing the the contrary belief, what is left of the person if everything is art?

shut up.

i just wanna beat someone up.

Then do it well.

I think your strat has potential. You're not getting the overdrive and "doominess" your looking for because: you're rocking single coils, from bridge to neck & the maple necks is are more bright and articulate then rosewood necks. With yours, it's more of a Tele w/ a strat body than anything, that's why it's twangy. I have a Strat w/ a Seymor Duncan "Pearly Gates" humbucker in the bridge and a rosewood neck and it couldn't be any darker sounding.

If that's what you're looking for, consider something with humbuckers and just as importantly, go with a rosewood neck. It may sound like the generic answer, but you might want to try a Les Paul. Even the Epiphone versions are great. Especially considering you can upgrade the pick-ups for about $100, to sound about as good as a US standard.

[edit] I meant to add too, it sounds like for your purposes, you "DON'T" want hotter pick-ups. Hot pickups aren't as good for warm, dark, high gain overdrive (ala' SY if you wanna use them as a reference). It's the other way around... I don't feel like explaining the science, but trust me, consider warm pick-ups, "Vintage" labeled stuff would get you there for starters.

you know i get really fucking pissed off when people start discussing: what is art? where does it come from?

Could not agree more. I remember a time when I thought I had to pick between a Les Paul and a Strat.. those were dark, dark days