Looks like a friend snuck up on you with a camera.

i didn't expect the picture to be taken right then, but i did ask her to take my picture. i was in a huge line waiting to take a piss. about an hour later i remet my current gf and i was blasted and i kept saying i was sorry for all the asshole things i did in the past. now we're dating. moral of the story, drinking colt .45 will get you a girfriend.

Awesome.

If I were drinking Colt 45 in front of other people, I'd be too embarrassed to take it out of its bag, too.

fuck no! colt .45 is the prince of cheap 40's (32 oz in florida). i mean just look at the horse on the logo. you can't take no shit from that horse and you can't take no shit from colt .45. you might have to shit the morning after though. king cobra is the king of malt liquor!

the king of malt liquorsd used to be CRAZY HORSE

oh man that shit was tasty and would get you FUCKED UP

i never had crazy horse before. is it around anymore? it looks amazing.

dude, it tasted like a skunk's ass.

see also: Ol' E.

Dude, I only role with OE Double Malt if I'm drinking 40s. I love me a 40.

i don't think it is around anymore. i think it's been awhile too since it disappeared.

it was totally the nast. and i'll drink the shit out of PBR.

crazy horse had the highest alcohol content of all the malt liquors, and was taken off the amrket after some native american groups sued the manufacturer for using the name Crazy Horse.

debating the taste of the different malt liquors is like debating the various smells emanating out of president bush's asshole. they all taste like shit!

One of my best memories of America was this one:



Funky stuff

hahahahh!!! that's straight Moonshine, man!

oh the days of everclear and kool aid punch back in the day

you ever had moonshine?

Holy fuck, I had no idea you could buy it in bottles that big!

Only in America, where the bottles are the size of the body.

one of my friends and her roommate kept a jar of moonshine they got from her backwoods "uncle" and it corroded the lid of the jelly jar!! that shit was like turpentine!

I tasted it once, burned my mouth,a nd did not catch a buzz because I could not drink more than a teeny sip

yeah moonshine is FAR WORSE than everclear. one time after drinking a shitton of everclear, i lit the empty bottle on fire. i have no idea why. it made a blow torch and burned the fuck out of my finger.

Haha, zing!

I like how you say "shitton" girlgun