screw you guys. i'm going home.

lulz/ fair enough

Next time <3

well think about what you'd be fucking if we didn't exist, and then say that again.

I assure you, amerikangod was certainly thinking of other men's assholes before he submitted that reply.

you kinda look like my bf in these, but he doesn't party as hard ( at all ) :(

i like it.


wrong, sir

:D

i should get in trouble more often.

you managed to call & get access to that/posted the picture online very quickly. within 20 minutes? police visits/calls usually take a long time.

also, how did yr hair get long so quickly? wasn't it just short?


....aka, are you sure yr a real person lol

@satan I had a feeling you were about to post that

i went to the cop station and bitched. i'm pretty sure mug shots are in the public domain.




hair extensions.

wow, it's been less than an hr since you posted that you were gonna do that?

were you not @ home? the closest precincts on the upper west side are on 82nd and 54th...that's relatively far from where you live if i remember correctly. it would have to have taken more than an hour.


j/k...i'm seriously just playing, staking around. don't worry, i'm the least bit of a creeper you'd ever meet in real life. i'm glad that yr back wherever you are safe and healthy.

and i like the extensions.

it takes me 10 minutes to get 9 blocks on my bike.

it takes 30 seconds of me yelling to get what i want.

i'm in manhattan for one more day, i'll keep a lot out for a tough bitch wearing a black flag shirt on a bike.

then i'll provide proof of yr reality to the whole board.

i am easily found if you know where to look.

seeing satan's pic together with another boardie is about as likely as democratic elections in North Korea.

up here?

grey's papaya?
maybe parts of central park? did you ever used to trip in strawberry fields (before the major busts of 2005)?

idk. anywho, i'm leaving @ 5pm-ish today. tele-commuting from home and then driving back down to the gf in baltimore.

haha, i'm pretty positive it won't happen.

anywho, i'm a work until i leave today so unless i happen to run into her when i walk my dog....

it's more likely you'll meet me, a dude stuck in Central Europe, frankly.

i would gladly take a picture with any of you if we crossed paths on the street.

Satan, so why don't you like arrange a meeting with somebody who's in NYC? to hang out, to have a couple of beers or whatever?

^ I did myspace message her about a party I was going to attend. I was kinda slightly daydreaming that she would also be there and it would be a photo-op.

However, I wasn't very direct, I just asked if she knew about it.

I'm sure that I'll wind up running into some people from this board at the Dino Jr/SY show in November. But for the most part, I'd rather keep my internet life/personal life separate.

i prefer to remain elusive.

okay, fair enough.

aka SHES NOT REAL

lol

the new j.t. leory of the interwebz

but still ... i generally avoid smalltalks with people and yada yada, however, I've never missed an opportunity to meet a fellow boardie when I had the chance. it just seems odd to me.

i would love to meet more boardies. i just dont want myself to get too involved in the parallel world of the online. it fucks w you. this is just a hobby...

this.

whut? like, making friends fucks with you?

eh, not to get too personal, but i def took the online friends thing too far during parts of high school. livejournal, deadjournal ugh. i prefer human interaction. however, i also get off talking to people on this board who appreciate the same shit as i do.

to misquote seinfeld. the friends i have as it is cause me more than enough stress, without wanting more.

presliad is a poem, it really is

I can count on one hand the number of internet people that I'd been willing to meet.

I really wouldn't want (most of) you as friends.

however, to be fair, I'm not that into having friends period. period. period.

i'm probably a lot more interesting offline than i am online.

EDIT: scratch probably

i prefer to see people in person. you miss out on so much when you're talking online.

um, let me guess, you want to meet terriblecanyons and satan

what a surprise...

you would all regret it or else be thoroughly disappointed if you met me.

^ is that bc yr not a real person?

j/k...okay it's gotten old now.

I don't know
I think it's certainly interesting meeting people from the internet

I met like 14 people(from the Animal Collective board I post on) at various Animal Collective shows in NYC and Austin
Partied with a few of them on a few occasions
Whenever I'm in Austin, I invite them to come party with me and my "IRL/In Real Life" friends and we always have a blast


That being said, there's only a couple of you (that I haven't already partied with) that I'd like to meet/party with