satan is very real.

you met her?

I have conversed with her.

by phone or by the computer?

satan seems a lil bit too good to be true. maybe she not so secretly owns us all.

thanks! i'm glad you think so!

not good enough

i'm pretty sure that i've been conned before on the internet.
i wouldn't be surprised if it was happening again.

oh well.

whoever satan is, she's one intelligent hottie.

you're just jealous.

i've heard her voice before.

that can be anyone's voice.

then you might as well say no one on this board is real.

i am not real. i am unreal.

and so deep.

New jacket time. Too bad it's the first day of fall and was 90 degrees here.

whoa, I dig it!
I have yet to get a jacket acceptable for winter. I'm fucked. It's supposed to snow MORE.

I fucking wish it would snow. I haven't seen a decent snow that lasted more than 2 days in years.

^ i hate cold weather so much.
jackets are never warm enough.

i'm not sure who's real and who isn't yet.

but cantankerlilysatanine is drifting to the side of imaginary

cause she is similar to Sasha Grey?



EDIT: the eyes....

true.

you can only see the backs of our heads, but i really love this picture. it's me and my best friend at the fair on friday (drunk off our ass, btw)

Me in classic web cam form.

Adorable.

I've met AND partied with Dave multiple times

Ran into Rob once and then hung out once

Ran into Alex's Trip and chatted for a bit at Coachella

shaved one side of it but it's grown so much alreadyyyy
:\

okay...?
that's not the point I was making.

luncheon

We may not have bloody vaginas once a month, but we have to deal with women all year.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I know that a few are and a few aren't, but it's not my place to say anything as it really doesn't matter. The internet is the internet is the internet.

Also, I think maybe I saw you at the Boredoms show, maybe? Do you have big hair? If so, I am willing to believe in your existence.

snap! and repped.

can't rep u 4 this.

also, i have slightly big hair. not afro because i cut it

Why can't you rep me? Are the women blackmailing you with their evil vaginas? Seriously, those things are fucking insidious as hell. Don't trust anything you can't see the end of. So don't trust their mouths either.

Yeah, it wasn't quite afro, just bigger than flat hair.

but I thought you loved me, amerikkkangod :(

why didn't you come say hey?

Who said there wasn't love baby girl?

<333

Wasn't sure if it was you or not, plus I was with a bunch of friends. Plus I had enough whiskey that if I'd known it was you we'd have slept together <3