| acousticrock87 |
07.05.2006 02:17 AM |
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One cat felt like heaven was not fat. so suddenly it hissed and pissed before she took the bong and started chanting enchanting bullshit that made everything explode beyond erection realms of ancient explosions like when jesus defecated on. Forget, smitty small headlights with stained shirts covered everything with some jello which was still there twat called your mom and ricky ate jello salami while stacking small cans of braised tuna. Subsequently, there appeared many quivering old tuna swimming around looking like shit. Whores appeared with bats covered with mayonnaise slathered about about three days since everything swelled because the weather was shifting into cacophony. Soon paul ejaculated into his cup of rum which was then drank hastily. It became mixed with the reindeer fetus that ate scenesters voraciously for hours. Later on at the
* carwash I was snoring like crazy flaming homos with big fat juicy hamburgers on slippery slopes of meat. Unfortunately everyone threw buckets with their grimey little kittens nailed inside. Blood smells emanated from somewhere unknown. Snoopy walked drunkenly towards staring Chinaman like atari wait for Linus he's waiting under the sun lounger like a virgin sucking marbles which shatter as quickly, though not as silently, because girls who eat marbles will combust invariably. Every other carrot will end someday sadly. There was a unexpected death Poland and Turkey. Suddenly up high in the sun, Superman ejaculated within Catwoman's massive, loose, worn, corroded, moist, and gaping bellybutton. Meanwhile porcupines scurried excitedly off towards a wet newspaper and read it hurriedly while scratching their dirty boots. Blood began slowly flowing down into the mouth of Santa. He realised the gravity failed too. So, Santa reached for Rudolph's red raw goober and tugged until it squirted flowed like the old faithful. Yesterday ghoulies ate Steve's penis shaped penis. So he dropped it off at the nearest wall*mart screaming "DONT BUY CLEAN TAMPONS!". People started panicking because the condom was used and slimey. Michael Keaton is
* bored, so instead he jumped out of a roof speeding whilst smoking Tim Burton's ass in his beatnik batmoped. [Illustraion of the batmoped, by alyasa.] Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, for that matter which is the most fucked up motherfucker there ever was in dishwashing liquid history. Although, others stayed, hoping they could masticate on the foul little lizard's head. But instead they masticated on the wooden box filled with marbles and tape and sugar coated chocolate covered roaches. Then carrots grew wings and yelled "help us, Aleister!" Then, Jaquan donkey-punched his way through the bloodstained cat which bit deep into his tongue. "You'll lick my tainted tongue until I hate you, fuckass!" Then fluffy said gently "Stroke the cheeze." Fluffy sat his hairy balls on foam ringed dog's balls and fried eggs with bits of skin dipped gingerly in the coffin. Finally, it came up to the knees and punched gently, resulting in moderate hilarity. Subsequently, chaos comes because Satan secretly teaches fisting during the winter fucking season. One more apple that doesn't get laid and paid with laundered heroin is crunchily delicious! Its taste in heroin surpasses anything sweet. "Help!" I've stuck my coupla in someone's postbox. Therefore, only I remain. Never had time stretched inexorably. How cool it be to CHEAT! Hurrah, today, like, NOW, should always remain joyful. Seriously. Though this
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