My gf could out lift yr boyfriend.

She could also beat him up with her second degree black belt.

not this one. i'm a fucking expert.

ha ha

hey, i googled your egg scramble fiction and nothing-- i am disappoint

they go well with bacon, that's for sure.

ps i found this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1431489.stm

but nothing, you know, viable as of yet.

I don't know, my boyfriend does a lot of heavy lifting of.... DEEZ NUTS.

What does she have a black belt in? I study jiu jitsu. If it's aikido or something I automatically win.


Then I'll add that to the list of pros.

She's studied a number of styles, including under special training in a school that you could only train at by invitation. However, I'm a bad girlfriend and forget which style her second degree is in.

NYF be my mommy.

oh, and about the scrambled eggs thing - idk, this was just a rumor i heard. it might not be that accurate.

i'll become yr mother so that in the future i can be a milf

This is a milf?





I don't know.

Fucking shit, now I need to have an all MILF beat-off session.

EDIT: Not including that last picture.

Don't overload your drive on milf. Save some for barely 18.

do you think most mothers you would like to fuck really would want to be fucked by you? Or do you think they're sexually satisfied and would rather you die?

Just curious. I've wondered the same thing when I've lusted in my heart after mature babes.

I think it depends on the MILF. I think many of them would be gracious about getting drilled by a young buck like me, whether it was out of actual desire for me or just out of the desire to be found attractive by a young man. Some might pretend they're above getting plowed by a younger dude, but as soon as you have them behind closed doors they've got a wet imprint of their cameltoe showing on their pants.

And then there are the ones that would actually rather see me die, slowly and painfully. But even they secretly want to get fucked.

I'm suddenly very horny.

It's too bad SYG doesn't have private rooms.

You wanna get plowed by amerikangod? Is your cameltoe wet?

Yeah, right. That's it precisely.

I'm waiting on tippy-toes to find out too.

Aw.

i had one that got me an apartment, and another that i had to run away from when i discovered she was looking for someone to "spend her life with". i said, bitch, you're married, you already got that-- i thought you wanted sex. actually, i didn't say "bitch", but damn, wtf.

and im suddenly ready for a good vomit.

please, gentlemen-- go meet in a bathroom or something

We can make this a Japanese-style threeway if you'd like.

the nast. no fuckin WEI.

men make my penis shrivel.

So you can be the needy bottom.

Happy camping at Bestival 2009

 

 

the two gay cow tents

 

eh, fuck your mother. fuck off.

For a supposed straight guy, you are well informed on your gay characteristics. You into scat? Blood Play? You PNP?

Whoa, leave mothers out of this. Because they're women. And that's not hot.

I've watched scat videos out of curiosity, but I don't get anything out of it. There is some voyeurism in watching a lady take a dump, but when it's a loose dump or there's eating of said dump it's gross. Blood play was also never my thing. 'Dead' chicks can be kind of hot when it's dress-up.... although recently I downloaded a huge RAR called 'dead chicks' and it was actual dead chicks and it totally killed my boner. PNP is too expensive.

Seriously though, if I were even remotely into dudes I'd embrace it wholeheartedly. I'd be balls-deep in dude ass right now.

ewwww shit

but i like blood
and knives
and whips
and handcuffs
and blindfolds
and ropes

I have knives, ropes, and blindfolds. And I'm sure it goes without saying that we're both full of blood.

i have all that stuff at my house :)

Not my blood. :)

with the hair this style, its pretty daisy lowe-ish, and dave approves.

@Rob gotta love my patio

stoned/in my favorite restaurant at the juke box