tell that to the squemish LADIES

FUCK no

goddamn that's so fucking gross

i've read this 30 times over and i STILL lol

what are red wings?

edit: btdt

Um...

when you fuck/eat out a girl on her period you have "earned your red wings"


yeah i know.

best answer ever

and it's only happened to me on accident.

It was either that or "Balls deep in a bloody vag"

i was dumb and didn't know there was a name.

Red Wings should be like the generic name for Buffalo wings or something. Who comes up with this stuff?

My unpopular opinion:

Guys that purposefully strive to earn their red wings are guys that secretly wish it were a dick in their mouths.

Despite my disagreement with the action, its a superb name.

re: red wings - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of8EnmAyB0s

I was afraid of clicking that but was pleasantly surprised.

I like to pull the tampon out with my teef.

Just call me a vaginal vampire.

I'll never be able to think of Detroit's hockey team the same now. Thanks, internet.

i admire your enthusiasm.

I believe I might vomit.

reminds me of the scen in kids where casper dips tellies mom's tampon into his kool-aid and sucks on it, insinuating it being blood. that shit always gave me the willies......

im debating who to qutoe in order to get in on this conversation, but
i slept with a girl once during her period. it wasnt that bad.
i mean i wore protection, so it wasnt gross.
i didnt go down on her though....

earn yer wings, fuckers.

Period or no period, I go to town just the same. I once plowed the hell out of a girlfriend on her period. Some serious, wild marathon fucking. When we put the lights on later it was amazing. I was covered in blood. It was literally everywhere. Smeared and dried on me, in streaks, there were full hand prints on my body. I looked like I'd just killed and raped ten people (minimum.)

It was a very satisfying moment. I'd share pictures of it with you, but said girlfriend wouldn't let me take any.

I just don't see the big deal. Maybe if a girl was nasty or something .... I could see the problem. My girlfriend's vagina doesn't smell or taste bad during her P. It smells and tastes a bit stronger, but it's not BAD. Also, the blood is barely noticeable. She doesn't GUSH like some chicks perhaps? I dunno.

right well i live with my boyfriend and i dont remember the last time we used a condom, it must be years (see i take pills so it doesnt matter)....fuck that
i would just feel gross. i don't have a problem with blood at all but blood that has like chunks in it and comes out your vag is pretty nasty and would make a big ol mess that i don't wanna clean up

I hate condoms. They break on me without fail. I have no faith in them. Plus they make sex feel about half as good.

And yes, period sex is messy. But all good sex is messy. Who cares if you get some blood clots on you. Sometimes you get some poop on you when you do a lady in the butt. In the end (lol no pun intended), it's always worth it.

no buttsex either. filthy, potentially incredibly painful, and honestly rly does not do anything for me at all.
anyway aside from the mess, when i'm on the rag sex is the absolute last thing i want to do because i feel so terrible physically.

It's only painful if the dude is a prick about it and tries to go full force before you're relaxed.

I've had girlfriends tell me that they liked period sex because it went a long way in helping clear up their periods. All of the wetness and pounding helps flush them out!

ok, yeah but i mean you're not taking into consideration the fact that it just does not fit at all

Untrue! Imagine the biggest dump you've ever taken. Like, the girthiest log. Did it tear you asunder? No. Sometimes those things are surprising in their size and ease of deposit. Anyway, point is, you can comfortably handle a penis of at least that size in you.

I convince women to try out buttsex with cold, hard logic.

ahaha.
it's not gonna fucking happen.

Honestly, if I do not stand to directly benefit there's no point in me continuously making a case on behalf of another dude. Men should fight their own battles.

he doesn't care anyway.... he knows how to choose his battles wisely

Ha ha, so he's had suitable victories in other departments?

every other department.

Niiiiiiiiice. High five him for me.

But immediately wash your hands prior and then maybe scratch your ass. I want the hand high-fiving him to be a dude hand, not a lady one.

goddamn now i want to go home

not for high fiving action though

4 sum bussechs, amirite? or amirite? or amirite???

<--- king of persuasion.

ya wrong, bitch

Well then I'll go with my runner-up: space docking.