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Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 01:42 PM

i never washed my crotch after blasting porkmarras' mom last night. i carry her cunt odour with me for all time...

m1rr0r dash 02.26.2008 01:45 PM

so porkmarras smells cunty also? having come out from there himself?

Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 01:47 PM

nahh, porky is a very clean and tidy gay.

m1rr0r dash 02.26.2008 01:49 PM

:cool::cool::cool: post # 2^8

so if you were clean and tidy gay, yr cock wouldn't smell like porky's mom's cunt.

Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 01:53 PM

like I said, I purposefully did not wash my crotchal regions after servicing mrs sarramkrop

m1rr0r dash 02.26.2008 01:56 PM

...ah.... you left out the purposeful part. i thought it might have just been negligence.



congrats on yr porky mommy cunty cock.

girlgun 02.26.2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
In my mouth, I can still taste your hairy little surullito.

At first, I was scared that the rumors about men from the Puerto Rico were true. However, my sweet asopao de gandules, you proved an easy fit.

Would you care to join my new black friend and I for an after dinner treat?

Our love cries will ring church bells.



whoa.

Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
In my mouth, I can still taste your hairy little surullito.

At first, I was scared that the rumors about men from the Puerto Rico were true. However, my sweet asopao de gandules, you proved an easy fit.

Would you care to join my new black friend and I for an after dinner treat?

Our love cries will ring church bells.


hahahahhaahhah! surullito!


Hilarious!

Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 02:47 PM

this is like that soundgarden song "full on kevin's mom"

✌➬ 02.26.2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
Do not post the whoa to me, strega.

Leave the hairy man to me and keep the evil eyes away.


Floatingslowly?

!@#$%! 02.26.2008 02:49 PM

whoever wrote "asopao de gandules" either knows something about the caribbean or is a good googler.

Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 02:52 PM

I made some habichuelas yesterday ad rice and some chuletas for me and the lady. fucking delicious. I am gonna make garbanzos guisados tonite! maybe some tostones!

!@#$%! 02.26.2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
I would not sleep with the Floating Slowly.

Not enough hairy and too much in the....(how do you say "man parts") for me to handle.


not even after he WON THE OSCAR FOR CHEESIEST TUNE?

girlgun 02.26.2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
Do not post the whoa to me, strega.

Leave the hairy man to me and keep the evil eyes away.



damn. i'm a little jealous, rob.

floatingslowly 02.26.2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
I would not sleep with the Floating Slowly.


there is no space in "floatingslowly". :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
too much in the....(how do you say "man parts") for me to handle.


girlgun?

✌➬ 02.26.2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
there is no space in "floatingslowly". :rolleyes:



girlgun?


girlgun?

girlgun 02.26.2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
there is no space in "floatingslowly". :rolleyes:



girlgun?


no.

floatingslowly 02.26.2008 03:01 PM

girlgun?

girlgun 02.26.2008 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
girlgun?


yes?

floatingslowly 02.26.2008 03:04 PM

why are you doing this to me?

girlgun 02.26.2008 03:06 PM

i hate you.

floatingslowly 02.26.2008 03:09 PM

ok good.

just making sure it was really you.

:)

✌➬ 02.26.2008 03:10 PM

You guys should get married, you live in the same area.

floatingslowly 02.26.2008 03:16 PM

my mainframe is of the public data flow, but not on it.

I exist via Nanofax AG.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 02.26.2008 03:18 PM


 
how much pot do you... 02.26.2008 12:05 AM m1rr0r dash u suck for posting someone neg repping you, i'd kill you if I wasn't such a pussy

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 02.26.2008 03:18 PM

i was in a funny mood yesterday

floatingslowly 02.26.2008 03:32 PM

funny haha or funny strange?

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 02.26.2008 03:34 PM

very strange

i felt strange

did i sound strange, papa

Savage Clone 02.26.2008 03:35 PM

This thread has really taken a turn.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 02.26.2008 03:35 PM

funny turn or stange turn?

Savage Clone 02.26.2008 03:36 PM

Maybe if I tweaked the definition of what "funny" means a little.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 02.26.2008 03:36 PM

i had a strange turn earlier and went down the wrong street

Savage Clone 02.26.2008 03:39 PM

I had too fast of a turn recently and fell on the ice.

floatingslowly 02.26.2008 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
i had a strange turn earlier and went down the wrong street


let's be best friends forever.

Glice 02.26.2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I had too fast of a turn recently and fell on the ice.


By 'turn' do you mean 'desire to be gay' and by 'ice' you mean 'cocks of 3 men I'd just met on the street'?

Savage Clone 02.26.2008 03:41 PM

OMG BFF J/K

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 02.26.2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
let's be best friends forever.

can we?

make up, make up, never never break up?

Savage Clone 02.26.2008 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
By 'turn' do you mean 'desire to be gay' and by 'ice' you mean 'cocks of 3 men I'd just met on the street'?


Well, yes.
And I have to say yours wasn't quite as massive as I'd been led to believe, but still impressive.

Nice to have finally met you in the flesh, as it were.
Those other two guys were kind of annoying though.

floatingslowly 02.26.2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Well, yes.
And I have to say yours wasn't quite as massive as I'd been led to believe, but still impressive.

Nice to have finally met you in the flesh, as it were.
Those other two guys were kind of annoying though.


way to gay up the thread, tiger.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
can we?

make up, make up, never never break up?


yes, but, how do we make up if we never break up?

Savage Clone 02.26.2008 03:48 PM

Glice started it.


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