Goat Fuckers

if you fucked a goat but you were a goat but after you fucked the goat you turned into a human would it be wrong to fuck another goat

highly hitable.

Swollen Testicles!
After tripping the light fantastic in Kinshasa, the capital of what was then Zaire, J... returned stateside with a frightening pain in his lower abdomen. In a men's room at McGuire Air Force Base, J... unzipped his jumpsuit to find his scrotum swollen to the size of a peach. No dummy, J... immediately sought treatment from American doctors - the best in the world! - and was nursed back to health with an emergency diet of antibiotics...
But not before his balls had swollen to, in J...'s own words, "the size of softballs."

 

Fear factor = 2.5 (While genital infections are always worrisome, J... was in fact completely cured, and has gone on to get married and start a family). Probability of truth = 84.2% (I have independently verified this story with J... himself, and while some important details, such as the name of the virus, are missing, J... confirmed all of the physical details).





You can turn back if the horror is too much. But then you won't learn about Shrunken Penises!

Shrunken Penises!
While a man with superhumanly large balls might hope to get certain bragging rights, Africa won't let you off so easily. According to Agence France Presse, the Senegalese capital of Dakkar recently erupted in a frenzy of lynchings - mainly of Nigerians who had come to Senegal looking for work.
The foreigners' crimes? Possessing wizard-like powers of physical dissolution. Specifically, one touch from these weird magicians was enough to make a man's penis shrink down to nothing! While a Dakkar psychologist attributed the panic to fear of the Modern World in all its complexity, the lynch mobs were worried about something a lot closer to home!

 

Fear factor = 3 (The penis-shrinkage fear can safely be consigned to the basement of superstition, but fear of lynching is real enough to keep me out of Senegal). Probability of truth = 39.3% (AFP is among the world's most reliable news organizations, but penis-shrinking was one of those suspiciously short-lived stories that make you go "hmmm." There was no followup, and every other news organization that covered the story quoted AFP as its only source).

Who am I?




Where do I come from?
I am Antonin Artaud
and I say this
as I know how to say this
immediatly
you will see my present body
burst into fragments
and remake itself
under ten thousand notorious aspects
a new body
where you will
never

forget me.

new orleans mermaid crew represent

a...

horribly nice

artauds face ...........i can t explain. it reminds me of a drawing in k.a.'s movie
"Luzifer rising"

that picture looks like death itself

Who wouldn't want to go to a funeral looking like Liberace?

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Gosh,you're even bad with pastels you are.

Take it from porky. he would know.

hush yer mouth 'Nine.Not funny nor clever.....hush up!

I wasn't trying to be funny or clever. I was telling the truth.

If you get my drift. Which, knowing you, you probably don't.