hey guys, kinda drunk here. first time i've earned the right to post in this thread

yeah hi.

hi y'all

hiya

so are we all impaired

so drunk i keep playing this one akron/family song over and over.

so drunk i just picked lint out of my bellybutton. at least, i think it was lint

i am silly and making macaroni

lol

yeah im doing a lot of loling

Every movie I've ever made has been while fucked up. Every song I've made in the past 4 years has been while fucked up.

right? i mean whats better than being in an altered state. who needs reality.

im fucked. going for a bike ride with gary numan.

I AM WASTED

over midnight now
getting beautifully wasted

I want my money back. It's now O one hundred and three hours and I've been drinking since fifteen hundred hours and I'm still not properly drunk. Rubbish.

i'm getting on the pelinkovac, it gives you wild dreams and of questionable legality in the UK

just got back from a true southern engagement party. open bar and i ate so much lamp cutlets and prime rib omg. also had purple peruvian potatoes for the first time. the shit

Blarhgjdmng. Insanity. Singing "Liquid Swords'

I'll be the body dorppier the hearbeat stopper child educakted plus head amputater

i can officially post in this thread completely wasted. best friend came back from trip, got wasted. im wasted,