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ithinkimissyou 04.28.2009 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kloriel
crazy hat on.
swine flu hype is a fucking media amped smokescreen. what would call for the misdirection? watch the fuck out in 2011 for Bison AIDS.

nobody knows shit except farmers.

aliens took my sister.

balance


bison aids?

is that like, bad aids... but in bison?

floatingslowly 04.28.2009 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ithinkimissyou
but in bison?


better in the bison than the bison in you, I always say.

and yes, it's what yr thinking: you get it from having sex with bison.

Kloriel 04.28.2009 06:08 PM

Bision AIDS is like the planet that was once Pluto had bartered its minerals to Neptune that it couldn't split open Uranus. For centurions the gravity tried and yeah so we got the Ultimate Warrior, and yeah so maybe we made a decent save on many endangered species; meanwhile humans cut their faces.

Bison AIDS isn't AIDS, it is the nail in the coffin of a rapid fire instantaneously based gratifying orgasm. Not even the Amish could pass the test. 40 years from now, maybe.

i am a multi colored duck quack quack
oh look i pooped the racecar oh look i pooped the tower, oh and just toad me so i piss nervously in a swamp.

ithinkimissyou 04.28.2009 06:09 PM

Personally, I think the earth needs Bison AIDS

It should work the immune system up for the coming of Tiger AIDS

Kloriel 04.28.2009 06:11 PM

don't you know how much that would fuck up the NFL

floatingslowly 04.28.2009 06:12 PM

^^^(x2) that's jinxy talk, and yr going to regret it, the next time you want to fuck a tyger.

ithinkimissyou 04.28.2009 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
^^^(x2) that's jinxy talk, and yr going to regret it the next time you want to fuck a tyger.


Phff, we both know I don't fuck anything quadpedal from the indian subcontinent

Kloriel 04.28.2009 07:32 PM

proceed with caution. and hand grenades.

alteredcourse 04.28.2009 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
the regular old flu kills over a hundred thousand in USA each year and millions worlwide.

this ain;t shit yet.


Sure, but the regular flu is killing the very weak. This flu is knocking healthy people down, in smaller numbers.

Funny that this story is being spliced into the news at the same time that Obama is flying around in his jet, pissing people off becuase he's not announcing where he goes. He probably dropped the flu off in mexico so that his pharmaceutical biz buddies get contracts to make up loads of back-up vaccines .

Phlegmscope 04.29.2009 12:49 AM

I'll be concerned about this when people actually start dying all over. It's not the fucking ebola after all.
This weekend here it's the May Day party, so people will be falling over and vomiting in the streets anyway.

uhler 04.29.2009 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself
Ha ha


 


i had a vhs of that when i was a kid and used to love it so much. the toys were awesome too.

jennthebenn 04.29.2009 04:46 PM

Bison AIDS, holy shit. I almost want that to break out.

floatingslowly 04.29.2009 06:46 PM

my son is scheduled to meet obama soon.

if that gets cancelled, I'm going to be mighty pissed off.
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jon boy 04.30.2009 12:43 PM

malaria - almost 1,000,000 deaths
swine flu - 219 deaths

need for panic?

pbradley 04.30.2009 12:53 PM

 

tesla69 04.30.2009 01:03 PM

Appears the Pigs are getting sensitive

WHO to Stop Using Term 'Swine Flu' to Protect Pigs

GENEVA (AP) -- The World Health Organization says it will would stop using the term ``swine flu'' to avoid confusion over the danger posed by pigs.

WHO spokesman Dick Thompson says the name change comes after the agriculture industry and the U.N. food agency expressed concerns that the term "swine flu'' was misleading consumers and needlessly causing countries to order the slaughter of pigs.

He told reporters in Geneva "we're going to stick with the technical scientific name H1N1 influenza A.''

WHO raised the pandemic flu alert to phase 5 on Wednesday, one step away from the highest level indicating a global outbreak.

WHO flu chief Keiji Fukuda said Thursday the U.N. agency saw nothing yet to prompt it to raise the pandemic alert farther.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 04.30.2009 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tesla69
Appears the Pigs are getting sensitive

WHO to Stop Using Term 'Swine Flu' to Protect Pigs

GENEVA (AP) -- The World Health Organization says it will would stop using the term ``swine flu'' to avoid confusion over the danger posed by pigs.

WHO spokesman Dick Thompson says the name change comes after the agriculture industry and the U.N. food agency expressed concerns that the term "swine flu'' was misleading consumers and needlessly causing countries to order the slaughter of pigs.




Oh, those silly third-worlds...

ithinkimissyou 04.30.2009 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
malaria - almost 1,000,000 deaths
swine flu - 219 deaths

need for panic?


yes but malaria doesn't affect westerners with money for treatment/vaccines.

it's a problem for out there, over yonder.

this swine flu though.. damn it may kill "civilised" rich white people, on their way to work.

the sheer brazen cheek of it.

jon boy 04.30.2009 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ithinkimissyou
yes but malaria doesn't affect westerners with money for treatment/vaccines.

it's a problem for out there, over yonder.

this swine flu though.. damn it may kill "civilised" rich white people, on their way to work.

the sheer brazen cheek of it.


christ i know! what was it thinking attacking people with the means to defend themselves. its obviously out of control and we are all going to die.

NaiveMelody 04.30.2009 02:11 PM

http://doihaveswineflu.org/


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