nukka, you trippin, yo

yeah, me too... well, no, not really
but i watched it like 10 times when i hung out at my homie tyrese's crib

Don't be startin' that urban gangsta talk with me, white boy...

<---not white

Okay, well still don't be startin' it... You're not a gangsta.

a gangsteur, then?

i floss like a fucking dentist, i used to watch dennis the menace

No doubt.

Not white?

whoa, dude! where have you been? good to see you again.

Thanks. But what an odd thing for me to post on my return.... (Actually, I posted in the classical music thread a few days ago, but who reads that?).

Anyway, I moved and I've been busy. Didn't have internet for a while. But I've been lurking a little and hadn't really seen much I wanted to comment on. I just thought it would be fun to hear Crypto explain his non-whiteness, so I volunteered to take the bait. Of course I probably won't actually hang around long enought to read it, I'm going to bed.

well crypto doesn't have white skin. haven't you seen his myriad party pictures?

but anyway, good to see you again man. i never read the classical music thread, i'm afraid. but i've been listening to vivaldi's stabat mater a lot in the past few days.

so, you in madison now? or in that south carolina island where you were planning to live off the rich widows?

How does one hate a cellphone? Did it not make calls?

I have a Nokia 3310. The battery is alittle fucked in it, but oh well. I have the money to buy one of these new phones, but it baffles me as to why people would spend so much on something like this. It saddens me alittle that society has all gone gar-gar over a fuckin' phone that they paid through the nose for.

I saw some $60 phones in stores lately, might get one of those if the battery in mine kicks it soon.

!@#$%!: hey, why do you hate me now? we used to be cool, but you've sent some rude comments my way recently.

My phone has a shitty battery too. Sometimes it lasts for 2 days or so, others 15 minutes. As much as I want one of these, there is no way I'm spending that much money on one. I'll probably end up going and getting one of the free phones if the plan you have to sign up for isn't shit.

yes, not white skinned

didn't make calls, completely lost battery charge in a matter of minutes, died when it took even a little bit of shock, didn't send texts in a timely fashion, horrible user intervace, etc...

if you don't see the point in spending X amount of cash on a phone, oh well, but don't try and condescend because i do. i still don't see your point. get over yourself. my iphone is ballin'

For me, a cellphone's simply a necessity, like a razor or a toothbrush, and not something to fall all gooey in love with. The simpler, the better. A phone should do what a phone does best, and that's phone calls--no camera, no music, no games. Just give me a goddamned phone.

thats cause you're old-fashioned, yo