that's what she got/

On the back of her neck.

She has short hair.

oh lord. i could never fuck her from behind.

eh, we never fucked.

Only girl to ever give me a decent handjob though. Very weird. She definitely had talent there.

She was one of those screamers. You could have your hand HOVERING around her clit, not even touching it, and she'd be yelling. Gently touch her there and she'd fucking spray fluid everywhere. Very weird chick, she was a hardcore "feminist" too.

Oh, weirdest thing (and I didn't find this out till later, from someone else who dated her), she hated blowjobs, would never give them (though she expected you to go down on her of course), but she enjoyed anal sex. Kinda odd, maybe? I dunno.

courtney love one time played a little song called
why do feminists give blowjobs


what the fuck kind of girl doesnt like to give head?

A dumb bitch?

That's why I ain't with her. Haha. This was my first girlfriend though.

I really hate to say this, but I couldn't be with a girl who didn't give blowjobs. I mean, I don't even expect them all the time, but come on!

a blowjob a day..... fuckin' a.

Hmm. :)

i have no gag reflex



whoops what was that?

What?

Fuck!

You're not real! There can't be a woman that's this perfect, that really exists in the real world!

i am not real. i am unreal.

amen

Even better, the version on the Teenage Whore single that had to have been recorded in late 1990.




Hahahaaha

I don't really see how absurd they were, but it's obviously not important to even argue about crap like this. :)

I listened to In Utero earlier, good, GOOD stuff. I love the way it sounds.

~Jeremy~

then why are you?


do you write your name at the end of each post in case you forget it?

Milk it
Drain you
Dive
On a plain
School

It's my signature to ensure my post gets my official Jeremy seal of approval.

~Jeremy~

haha.

The only seal that I approve of is one with a yellow Bowtie.

cunt


Jeremy
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If I came across as an asshole in the Nirvana thread, I apologize. I didn't mean to start anything so I hope you don't think I'm some huge asshole or anything.

Sorry again,
~Jeremy~