Obscure Simspsons references ftw.

"They put all the jerks in Tower 1"

i dunno why i'm smiling so much actually. NEVER AGAIN.

Only because I don't have the pictures from Friday yet. They'd the most recent ones.

fuck dark hair and light eyes....that combo just fuckin' wins.

Good. Happiness burns me.

i went to taco bell for the first time too. the slogan is "the good hurt". i don't want food that hurts...

Taco Bell only hurts your bowels, if they're not used to flaming diarrhea.

Taco bell is gross. Taco John's ftw.

Mexican/taco fast food is 100% fail, always.

that mountain dew photo is taken in a 24 hour 365 days a year mexican restaurant in medford oregon at 3 am.

it's worse than taco bell.

edit: i forgot to mention it's called MUCHAS GRACIAS

I like your dress.

fanks :)

Like I always say, chicks have the best clothes.

Pictures of you in chick clothes or I refuse to believe you have strength in your convictions.

Sorry, I'm not a tranny. I prefer to see women's clothing on women not on men.

Well then. This news does nothing for my erection.

Hope this does.

Have you ever filled a water balloon to the point of near-bursting? That is presently my penis filled with blood.

Do you ever talk about anything else? lol

its that shape?

More oblong, but the color is dead on. So I hear you're in NY for a bit ;)



I try to never let the conversation veer away from my penis for more than a few seconds.

hee hee

erm... hello :o

hi lucy.





ps-i'll be at atp too. so if you recognize me, come up and say hi/kiss me

HAI

yr next bag of Lay's is my treat

Can I kiss you if I ever see you too?

no tongue, but ok

I think she meant leis.

What the fuck do you mean no tongue? Don't be a prude bro.

sorry i can't spell.

but no you can't kiss dave, sorry.

i don't want your water-balloon peen going off in yr pants while i'm right there next to you.

tongue guarantees that it goes off

because you have first dibs, right :)

Let's just say he can't interpret properly. Are you cockblocking me and Dave because you want me all to yourself?


You're just worried about it going off in your hair.

no i'm just trying to save yr souls 'cuz jesus hates gays. duh.

Yeah but Jesus is just so cute when he's mad.

i love the internet so much

Uh oh, balloon-peen is dangerously close to bursting. Lucy, quick, give me your chest!

HRRRRGGGHHHHHH-AUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!! Yes....

Thank you, that's EXACTLY what I was looking for. You'll find that a pearl necklace has been added to your bounty.